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Q. Where are the best tacos served? A. In the Gulp of Mexico!
Orange habaneros say: Dnver is hotter than KC. Go Broncos!
Gnirl, you're so hot the sun is jealous!
Q. What kind of crackers do firement like in their soup? A. Firecreackers!

Hey Girl, is your gname "Summer?" 'Cause you're so hot!

 


Chile Pepper Jokes, Spicy Hot Humor, Pepper Puns
SHU in spicy serrano puns, peppy cayenne laughs, habanero humor and jalapeno pepper jokes.

Hot Pepper Jokes, Green Chile Puns, Red Hot LOLs
(Because Calaente Cayenne Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Pueblo, Colorado or Hatch, New Mexico!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Peril! Scoville Heat Units humor, ancho jokes, and poplano pepper puns ahead.
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You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!Q. What does a snowman eat? A. Icebergs with Chili Sauce!Orange Habanero Peppers Say: Go Broncos! Orange is Hot!

Q. How do Colorado chefs deal with cold weather?
A. They just turn up the SHU (Scoville Heat Units) in tonight's chile verde!

Pick Up a Hottie in Colorado Line: Hey girl, is your name Scoville? 'Cause you are the hottest gal-apeno I've ever met!

Q. Why was the Colorado chile pepper under constant police surveilance?
A. He was known to Hatch up hot plans.

Q. Which wine is made from hot green peppers?
A. Jala Pinot.

Q. What is the weather forecast in Colorado?
A. Chili today, hot tamale.

Q. Which Tex-Mex chef wrote the hot new book, Cooking Up Spicy Meals?
A. Kai Anne Pepper.

Tex-Mex Chef Pick Up Line: Hey peppy, you are as hot as capsaicin!

Q. What do you call a cold jalapeno?
A. A chilly pepper.

Q. What happens if you eat too many green peppers?
A. You get a bell-y-ache.

Q. Why did the space alien go to the doctor after eating Hatch chile on his visit to Roswell?
A. 'Cause he was feelin' a little green.

LGM Alien Point to Ponder: Do Little Green Men prefer Hatch chiles from New Mexico, or Colorado's Pueblo chiles?

Q. Why did the garden jalapeno put on a sweater?
A. Because it was a little chile.

Q. How do you figure out how heavy a Red Hot Chili Pepper is?
A. Give it a weigh, give it away, give it whey.

You might be from Colrado if homemade salsa is the base of your food pyramid!You might be from Denver if going to Casa Bonita meant you got to drive down W Colfax!Orange Habanero Peppers say: Go Broncos! Denver is so hot!

Q. What is the lunch menu in Colorado?
A. Chili today, hot tamale.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in the salsa.
Waiter at Chipotle: Oh, don't worry. The spider in your taco will get him.

Hot Pepper Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, is your name Cayenne? 'Cause you're almost too hot to handle.

A French tourist in England calls room service and asks for some pepper. The hotel employee asks, "What kind of pepper, sir? Black, white, or red?" The Frenchman replies, "Toilet pepper."

Customer: Bring me a burrito.
Waiter at Denver's Club 404: Yes sir, with pleasure!
Customer: NO, with green chile!

Q. What is the slogan at the new Mexican restaurant?
A. Seven days without roasted green chiles makes one weak.

Steamy Tip of the Day: If your wife says she wants to spice it up in the bedromm, do NOT use hot peppers!

Pick Up a Red Texas Chili Chef Line: Hey hottie, you cumin here often?

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my taco.
Waiter: Yeah, they can't handle the spicy jalapenos.

High Country Cuisine Point to Ponder: Do LGM in Four Corners, Colorado prefer chile Mesa Verde?

Q. How do Colorado green chile chefs live their lives?
A. They season the day.

Q. Who wrote the book, Spicing Up a Dull Day?
A. Hal A. Penio.

Hot peppers say: G O Denver! OMG! Broncos are hot!Q. Where might you find chili beans? A. At the North Pole!Pot of salsa says: You might be from Colorado if you know the names of all the hot peppers and can eat them without hurting yourself!

Q. How do Mile High green chile chefs liven up Broncos fans?
A. They Empower the stadium.

Q. Why don't skeletons like jalapeno pepper poppers?
A. 'Cause they just don't have the stomach for it.

Q. What do you get if you cross a chile pepper, a shovel, and a chihuahua?
A. A hot diggity dog!

Q. What happens when you drink vodka that was infused with green peppers?
A. You become bell-igerent.

Q. Who wrote the cookbook, Green Chiie for Gringos?
A. Anna Hyme.

Taco Joint Pick Up Line: Hey there peppy, you are as hot as my big beefy burrito.

Q. Who wrote the appetizing new chile pepper cookbook, Chipping In Hot Condiments?
A. Saul Sah.

Customer at the Mexican Food Restaurant: Waiter, this green chile rellano tastes funny.
Waiter: Then, why aren't you laughing?

Q. Who wrote the book, Red Hot Home Cooking?
A. Ann Cho.

Q. Who wrote the new cookbook, Hot 'N Spicy Tex-Mex Menus?
A. Halle Peen Yo.

Q. What does a sneaky Pueblo chile do?
A. Hatch up a plan.

Q. Why did the blonde buy a tiny hot habanero pepper plant?
A. She wanted to spice up her backyard garden decor.

Chimp Chef Says: Yowza! It's Taco Tuesday!Orange Habanero peppers: Go Broncos!Pot Smoking Gnome: Hope There's a Fireman Nearby, 'Cause You're Smokin'

Q. What is a spicy Colorado taco's favorite Leonardo DiCapro movie?
A. Catch Me If You Cayenne.

Chile Gardening Fact of the Day: Habaneros bite!

Q. What do you call a retired ex-Marine with a salt and pepper beard?
A. A well-seasoned veteran.

Q. What is the name of Muslim peppers?
A. Halal-penos.

Taco chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat. They just want to read the pepper and spend some thyme by their shell.

Q. What does a nosy hot pepper do?
A. It gets jalapeno business.

Q. Which type of peppers come from the Philipines?
A. Fili-penos.

Q. What do you call a rabbit standing in a hotel lobby eating a green pepper?
A. A bell-hop.

Colorado Pepper Grower Point to Ponder: If it's chile inside, should you turnip the heat?

Q. Why did the mother Colorado pepper put a parka on the baby pepper?
A. 'Cause he was a little chile.

Q. Why do garden slugs carry pepper spray with them at night?
A. 'Cause they don't want to be a-salted.

Q. What are tiny Spanish hot peppers called?
A. Jala-pequinos.

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