new study on obesity is looking for a larger test group
to add to their growing body of research.
What did the guy, who had put on some pounds, say to the
A. Weight up!
you change the color of your food, are you on a dye-it?
fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears, but now he's
only eating foods with sorghums.
What was the cause of the old yoyo dieter's death?
A. After a lot of ups and downs, she just waisted away.
low carb diets really go against the grain?
dieters never die, they just waist away.
Why should you go to the paint store if your on a diet?
A. You can get thinner there.
Moan of the Day: This new diet is wearing me thin.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
A. All her food is potion-controlled.
Wisdom of the Day: If you want to gain weight, get pizza
to-go. If you're trying to lose weight, get your
pizza to go away.
What do you call a guy who's abandoned his diet?
A. A Desserter!
What is a stable diet?
Cuisine Point to Ponder: Why is the Paleo Diet so popular,
condisering how it wotked out for the dinosaurs?
shy dietician who had to give a speech about going vegetarian
was very omnivorous about it.
Why did the frustrated blonde dieter refuse to swallow her
A. 'Cause the last thing she needs right now is even more
empty calories. Duh!
you hear about the diet clinic that is successful that it
will take your breadth away?
What is one of the biggest drawbacks of a polar bear's diet?
A. Brain freeze.
Tip of the Day: Always remember that stressed spelled
backward is desserts.
How did the old dieter die?
A. She just waisted away.