Diet Joke: Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went
back four seconds.
Point to Ponder: Can a successful dieter win the Nobelly
What do you call it when you digest a steady diet of Painful
diet and weight loss Puns?
A. A joke binge.
Diet Point to Ponder: How many Skittles equal one serving
How did the dieter describe the new high-tech talking scale?
A. It has a weigh with words.
Diary, Day 1: I removed all the fattening food from my house.
It was delicious!
What is the definition of a diet?
A. When you have to go to a great length to change your
what I ate today in my new fitness app, and it just sent
an ambulance to my house...
What do you call somebody who cheats on a weight reduction
A. Dietary fibber.
True Dat of the Day: Dieting is a just a weigh of life.
How do some people curb their appetite?
A. At the drive thru window.
you heard about the cottage cheese diet? You just eat your
curds and weigh!
guy thought he'd lost a lot of weight, so he got on the
scale to show his wife. His wife said, "Guess a gain."
Tip of the Day: If you're thin, don't eat fast. Conversely,
if you're fat, don't eat – fast.
Up Diet Fact of the Day: Did you know eating oysters can
increase your mussel mass?