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Hey Gnirl, is your daddy a baker? 'Cause you've got a nice set of buns!
Crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.
Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!
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Jokes You Knead, Bread Puns, Roll Humor
(Because Moldy Jokes, Toasty Humor, and Rye Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're on a Roll!)
Warning: Hot! Proceed with Caution! Yeasty jokes, rolling laughs, kneady humor and bunny bread puns ahead.
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Top Bakers Trade Bread Recipes on a Knead To Know Basis.Q. What do you call an academically successful slice of breac? A. An honor roll!One day, you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast!

Q. What does a bakery employee have to do when cutting bread ahead of time?
A. He needs to use pre-slice measurements.

Q. Which kind of bread do hammy Painful joke writers really eat up?
A. Pun-pernickel.

Q. Why are bread jokes always so funny?
A. They never get mold.

Q. What happened when the bread maker's wife came home early?
A. She caught him master baking.

Q. What did the hot dog roll say to the hot dog?
A. Please stop touching my buns!

Q. Why do all hot dogs look the same?
A. Because they are in bread.

Q. Which kind of artisan bread does a bard baker create?
A. Poet-rye.

Q. What did the brown bread say to the slice of ham?
A. Rye Me?

Q. What do bakers call very soft loaves of bread?
A. Tender ryes.

Q. Which trait does a comedian baker knead to tell funny bread jokes?
A. A rye sense of humor.

Q. Why doesn't bread like hot weather?
A. Because it's too toasty!

Q. What does the up-and-coming baker call his new bread with a wine-like aroma?
A. Nose Scones.

Et Chef Asks: What do you call it when you're served leftover rolls? A. Recycle buns!Zombie: I Tried Working in a Bakery, but was told I wasn't bread for it.Did you hear about the hamburger that couldn't stop making jokes? It was on a roll!

Q. What was the warning at the bakery counter when all the loaves were moldy?
A. Bread Alert!

Q. How did the bread keep its shape?
A. It spent on hour on the gym's bread machine.

Q. Why does everybody need bread and water?
A. Because loaf makes the world go round!

Toasted Thought of the Day: Working in a bakery for decades left the baker with a loathe of bread.

Q. What was the ambitious woman's plan to start a new bread bakery?
A. She kneaded to raise the dough.

Q. Which classic game do bakers play in a circle?
A. Marble Bread.

Q. Which tale do old loaves of bread tell the young dough balls?
A. Moldylocks and the Three Bears.

Q. Why was the baker so grumpy?
A. He woke up on the wrong side of the bread!

Q. What does the Hollywood bakery call bread that only appears for a short time?
A. Cameo Rolls.

Q. Why did bread break up with margarine?
A. For a butter lover.

Q. What is a baker's favorite musical instrument?
A. Drums, because they already have the breadsticks.

Q. What does bread do after it's all done baking?
A. It just loafs around.

A good baker always rises to the occasion. It's the yeast he can do!Chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways, but she had a temper that boiled, was half-baked, and was extremely kneady.Gorilla Chef Asks: Why did the poor man sell yeast? A. To raise some dough!

Q. Why was the baker fired?
A. He was always loafing around.

Q. What do bakers do every morning before leaving for work?
A. Make sure their bread is made.

Q. Which kind of bread do elves use to make sandwiches?
A. Short bread!

Q. What do you get if Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy bread?
A. A redhead with a yeast infection.

Q. When does bread rise?
A. When you yeast expect it to.

Q. What did the loaf of bread say to the bag of flour?
A. Hey, didn't we meet yeasterday?

Q. What did yeast say to flour?
A. I loaf you dough much!

Q. Why was the busy pumpernickle bread baker so scared?
A. He found himself in a loaf or death situation.

Q. Which kind of bakery biscuits can fly?
A. The plain ones.

Bakers DO earn the majority of their income in the morning, making most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.Q. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? A. Because it was on a roll!My friend's bakery burned down. Now his business is toast.

Q. Why is dough used as another word for money?
A. Because it's always kneaded.

Q. What did the butter say to the bread?
A. I'm on a roll!

Q. What did yeast say to the bag of flour?
A. I loaf you so much!

Q. What did they say about the old bread baker's favorite song?
A. It's a moldie, but a goodie!

Q. Why was the hostess arrested?
A. She kept breaking bread.

Q. What do bread bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours.

Q. What do they serve for lunch at the comedy writers seminar?
A. Hamburger puns.

Did you hear about the hamburger that was murdered? First it was rolled, then it was smothered in onions.

Sorry, I meant to serve you a plain burger. No bun intended...
Some Cheesy Stand-Up Comedian.

Did you hear about the hamburger comedian who told really funny jokes? He was literally on a roll!

Q. What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop?
A. Hot dog puns.

Q. Why was the baker in an absolute panic?
A. Because he was in a loaf or death situation.

Q. What is every bread baker's favorite Beatles' song?
A. All You Knead Is Love.

Q. How does a baker reward an exceptional loaf of bread?
A. With an honor roll.

Q. Why don't some people like working at a bread bakery?
A. Because it's a crumby place to work.

Q. Which classical music composition do bread bakers enjoy most?
A. Pita and the Wolf.

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