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Q. What do aliens serve food on? A Flying Saucers!
ET Chef Asks: How are UFOs and White Castle alike? A. Both are unidentified frying objects!
Q. Where does ET park his space ship? A. A Parking Meteor!
Q. What do you get if you cross a lamb and a rocket? A. Space Sheep!
Aliens in Flying Saucer Say: We're here because it High Day!

 


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(Because Intelligent Alien Jokes and Smart E.T. Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Extraterrestrials on Earth!)
Warning: Get Aboard with Caution! Other worldly UFO jokes, alien spacecraft humor, and foo fighter puns ahead.
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What do you call an overweight alien? An extra cholesterol!What did the alien say to the gas pump? Please take your finger out of your nose!Q. What did the alien say when he ran out of room in the UFO? A. I'm all spaced out!

Q. Which aliens pilot the UFOs that hover over swamps and bogs?
A. Marsh-ians.

Q. What does UFO mean to little green men?
A. Underestimated Flying Observers.

Q. What do Ancient Aliens advocates say UFO stands for?
A. Ubiquitous F-ing Omnipresence.

Q. What is the funniest UFO joke of all time?
A. Project Blue Book.

Q. What did the space aliens that visited the Giza pyramids in Egypt say UFO stands for?
A. Universal Friends of Orion.

Q. What do short aliens say UFO stands for?
A. United Federation Of.

Q. Why didn't Ancient Aliens need UFOs?
A. Because they had flying snakes, winged dragons, and vimanas!

Did you hear the latest UFO joke? Nevermind, it's over your head.

Q. Why do we only have 18 letters in the English language now?
A. 'Cause ET flew off in a UFO and the CIA chased after it.

Q. What did the alien say when he ran out of room on his UFO?
A. I'm all spaced out!

Q. Why don't Ancient Aliens advocates need an actual UFO?
A. Because they're already out of this world.

Q. What do you get if you cross a UFO and a weeping willow? A. A Crying Saucer!What do aliens put on their toast? Space Jam!What do you call alien spacecraft that goes from planet to planet? A. UF-HOE!

Q. What did the little Frisbee want to do when it grew up?
A. Go viral on UFO-Tube.

Q. What do space aliens think U.F.O. stands for?
A. Unidentified Friends of Orion.

Q. What did the psychic alien chef see in his skillet?
A. Unidentified Frying Objects!

Q. What is the difference between UFOs and honest politicians?
A. UFOs might actually exist!

Q. Why don't aliens in UFOs ever abduct clowns?
A. Because they smell funny.

Q. Why have there been so many UFO sightings in Colorado's high country lately?
A. Because little green men got all of the Bigfoot hunting permits this year.

Q. Why do little green men think U.F.O. stands for?
A. Because it can't sit!

Q. What do you call a spaceship with a faulty air conditioner?
A. A frying saucer.

Q. What does E.T. use to fasten his flying saucer to the UFO docking station?
A. An astro-knot.

What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder!Q. What did teh alien doctor say to the space ship? A. Time to get your booster shot!Q. How do aliens eat ice cream? A. In Floats!

Q. What do you get if you cross a UFO and an onion?
A. A crying saucer.

Alien in UFO: Why shouldn't we destroy this planet?
Human: We are an advanced species.
Alien: How do you travel?
Human: We light old dinosaurs on fire.

Q. What do comedian space aliens think UFO stands for?
A. Utterly Funny Objectifers.

Q. Which tell-all book about UFOs was never published?
A. Aliens by Ross Whell.

Q. How do the Borg designate a UFO?
A. Useless Futile Objection.

Q. What did the little flying saucer aspire to be when it grew up?
A. A Frisbee.

Q. What do hungry space aliens think U.F.O. stands for?
A. Undercooked Fried Onions.

Q. What does UFO stand for to cows in space?
A. Udder Failure Oops!

Q. What does UFO mean to a space traveling cow using the Internet?
A. Udder Fodder Online.

Q. What do horny gray aliens over Welsh mountains think UFO stands for?
A. Unfettered Fun with Ovines.

UFO Point to Ponder: In an alternate universe, are flying saucers flying tea cups?

Q. Where does an alien go for a few drinks? A. The Space Bar!What did the alien say to the grower? Take me to your weeder!Q. How did the little green man from outer space feel when he visited earth? A Alone and Alienated!

Q. Why are there currently so many UFO sightings in Denver?
A. Because Little Green Man is the best selling Cannibis strain in town!

Q. What do androgenous aliens say UFO stands for?
A. Unisex Fun Onboard.

Q. Where do space aliens dock their UFOs while they shop at Wal-Mart?
A. At a parking meteor.

Q. What do assassin cyborg aliens think UFO stands for?
A. Undesirable Form Of life.

Q. What do stoners in Denver think UFO stands for?
A. Unidentified Flying Object. We're a mile high, not stupid!

Alien Visitor Point to Ponder: In Colorado, do little green men in UFOs typically park and spark or space out on craft beer?

Q. What do space cadets in Colorado think UFO stands for?
A. Ultimate Fun On!

Q. What do space aliens in Colorado think UFO stands for?
A. Uh uh, to Front range Oysters!

Q. What should you do if you spot a green alien in a UFO?
A. Wait until it's ripe.

Q. What do time traveling aliens think UFO stands for?
A. Untimely Frame Of reference.

Q. What do alien plumbers call the cause of a clogged toilet aboard the spaceship?
A. Undesired Filtration Object.

Q. What do little green men aboard UFOs wear when they go to bed?
A. Space Jammies!

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