| Q.
Do big, scary monsters enjoy skeleton jokes?
A. Yes, they find them quite humerus.
Q.
Why are scary monsters hipsters?
A. Because they've been coming out of the closet since before
it was cool.
Q.
Where do monsters like to go hiking?
A. Death Valley.
Scary
Monster Pick-Up Line: Are
you an alien, 'cause you just abducted my heart!
Q.
Which kind of monster has the best hearing?
A. The eeriest one!
Q.
What did the optometrist say to the monster, vampire, and
zombie patients in his office lobby?
A. You vill see. You vill all see! Muhahahaha!
Q.
Why do monsters like these jokes?
A. Because being evil is devilishly hard work. |
Scary
Wise Words of the Day: When one door closes and another
one opens, your house is definitely haunted. So, run like
hell!
Q.
Where in the hell does one shop for sheets for a haunted
tourist hotel?
A. At a boo-tique.
Q.
Where do people who have eaten too many Big Macs go in the
afterlife?
A. Burger-tory.
Q.
Why did the guy turn down the chance to buy two haunted
houses to turn into rental units?
A. 'Cause he did not want to be the lessor of two evils.
Q.
Why didn’t the guy have to take Viagra after visiting the
haunted house?
A. 'Cause he was already scared stiff!
Q.
Which little demon wrote the book, I'm The Devil's Pet?
A. Lou C. Fir.
|
Q. What is the biggest fear of an obese ghost?
A. Being exercised.
Q.
Why do some people hate jokes about ghosts?
A. Because they lack substance.
Q.
What do you call a ghost pervert?
A. A peek-a-boo!
Q.
How did the psychic speak to the ghost of the window washer?
A. She used a Squeegee Board.
Q.
Why are ghosts always happy?
A. Because every shroud has a silver lining.
Q.
What is it called when one ghost consumes another ghost?
A. Canni-boo-lism.
Q.
What does a ghost take when it suffers from acid reflux?
A. Phan-Tums. |
