How do you see yourself?
Dracula: I don't.
What does Dracula's torch run on?
nuns were driving down the road when a vampire jumped out
in front of them. One nun say, "Quickly, show him your
cross!" The second nun rolls down the window and
yells, "Get out of the road, you dumb jerk!"
Where are LGBT vampires from?
Is it possible to kill a monster by throwing eggs at him?
A. Yes, that is called egg-stermination!
Where do you find monster snails?
A. On the end of monster fingers.
Doc, I keep dreaming there's a monster under my bed. What
can I do?
Shrink: Saw the legs off your bed frame.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon Bone-apart.
When does a skeleton laugh?
A. When something tickles his funny bone!
you hear about the two new skeleton teachers? One's humerus,
but the other is very sternum.
What do you call a corpse that won’t admit it's sexuality?
A. A skeleton in the closet.
Where does a skeleton go to party on Saturday night?
A. A hip joint.