guy was folding his pants, fresh out the drier, and found
a dollar in a pocket. His blonde girlfriend walked in and
asked, "Beau, how long have you been laundering money?"
What do you do when your brand new washing machine arrives?
A. Give it a whirl!
How did the argument about wrinkled clothing end up?
A. It ironed itself out.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
A. Iron Man is a superhero, and Iron Woman is a laundress
What di the left sock say to the right sock in the dryer?
A. See you round next time.
Fashion Point to Ponder: Why is it so hard to find clean
What happens after a leopard takes a long shower?
A. He's spotless!
Why did the office efficiency expert only iron the fronts
of his shirts?
A. 'Cause he never turns his back on the boss.
Why did the guy at the dry cleaner laundry quit his job?
A. The work was quite de-pressing and there were too many
details to iron out on a daily basis.
Why don't men do laundry?
A. 'Cause the washer and dryer aren't operated by remote
What happens when a wolf jumps into a washing machine?
A. It becomes a wash and werewolf.
Victim: They broke into my house, but the only thing missing
is the soap in the bathrroms, kitchen, and laundry room.
Cop: Looks like they made a clean getaways!
Why are smart poker players so good at doing laundry?
A. 'Cause they know how to fold.
Why is working as a window washer so stressful?
A. Because the boss is always doing spot checks.
Which US state has the most drty laundry?
How much fun is it when you're doing a big pile of dirty
A. Loads and loads.
What do you call a gigantic pile of drty laundry?
A. Mount Wash More.