Q.
Which kind of duck can fix anything?
A. Duck Tape!
Q.
What happens when a pet duck flies upside down?
A. He quacks up!
Q.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
A. Fowl Weather.
Q.
Why was a pet duck arguing with the plastic surgeon?
A. Because he wanted to have his bill reduced.
Q.
Which kind of bird doesn't need a comb?
A. A bald eagle. |
Q.
Why did the blonde's pet rodent eat a candle?
A. It wanted a light snack, duh.
Q.
Which pet animal is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
A. A hamster.
Q.
How do you save a drowning pet rodent?
A. With mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Q.
How did the pet mouse feel after taking a shower?
A. Squeaky clean.
Q.
Who helps prairie dogs construct new homes?
A. The hole family. |
Q.
What party game do pet goldfish like to play?
A. Salmon Says.
Q.
Why are pet goldfish orange?
A. The water makes them rusty.
Q.
What happened to the pet angelfish who wanted to be a TV
news reporter?
A. The first time he went on air, he died.
Q.
What do you call a smelly fish at the aquarium?
A. A Stink Ray!
Fish
Hookup Line: Hey Wanda,
wanna come up to my place where I can show you my lure?
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