| Q.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tale?
A. He was trying to make ends meet.
Q.
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A. He stole the show!
Q.
Which canine dialect does an orator use to reach an audience
full of anxious dog owners and their dogs?
A. Speaking-ese. |
Q.
How do you save a drowning pet rodent?
A. With mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Q.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
A. Mouse Code.
Q.
What did young Rube Goldberg do when he wanted to catch
a mouse?
A. He built a better con-trap-tion.
Mouse
Pick-Up Line: Mice to
meet you!
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Q.
What do you call a cheetah running a Xerox machine?
A. A copy cat.
Q.
What did the lioness say to her cub who was chasing a hunter?
A. Son, don't play with your food.
Wildcat
Hookup Line: Hey girl, you wanna play lion tamer? Okay,
you get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.
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