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Q. Which day of the week do dogs love? A. Which day don't dogs love?
Denver dog fan says: Pleaze win won for me! Go broncos!
Q. Which kind of dog keeps the best time? A. A Watch dog!
Denver dog  out for a walk says: Go Broncos, and I Mean Go!
Q. Why did the dog cross the road? A. To get to the barking lot!


Dog Jokes, Playful Pup Puns, Hound Holiday Humor
Have a ball with fall football pooch puns, hairy Halloween dog humor, and Xmas pup jokes.

Seasonal Dog Jokes, Canine Sport Puns, Pooch LOLs
(Because On the Ball Jokes and Ball-Sh*t Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for a Dog Who's a Good Sport!)
Warning: Proceed with Care! Fetching pup jokes, Denver Broncos dog humor, and dressed up pooch puns ahead.
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Q. What do you call a dog who is really good at playing fetch? A. On The Ball!Did you hear about the zoo where the only exibit was a dog? It was a Shih Tzu!Q. What do you call it after your dog swallows a ball? a. ball-Sh*t!

Q. Why didn't the dog want to play baseball?
A. 'Cause he was a boxer!

Q. What is the difference between a basketball player and a dog?
A. One dribbles and the other drools.

Q. What is a dog's favorite sport?
A. Formula 1 Drooling!

Q. Which cartoon dog swims under water?
A. Scuba-Doo.

Q. Where all can a 3-legged dog swim?
A. Just three feet below the surface.

Q. How did the blind guy go skiing in Colorado?
A. He brought along his skiing-eye dog.

Q. What is a prize fighter's favorite dog?
A. The Boxer.

Q. What kind of punch does a dog boxer throw?
A. A pupper-cut!

My dog, Minton, ate two shuttlecocks. Bad, bad, Minton!

Q. What's black and white and orange all over? a. Denver's Biggest Fan. Go Broncos!Q. What is a dog's favorite sport? A. Formula 1 Drooling!Denver's Biggest Dog Fan says Giants Are No Big Woof!

Q. How do Coloradans know when their dogs are happy about the Broncos draft picks?
A. They just look for the tell-tail signs.

Denver Dog Park Pick-Up Line: I wish you were on the Broncos' team because I'd like to see your back field in motion.

Q. How can you tell it was a brutal Broncos game at the Denver sports bar?
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"

Q. Why didn't the dog want to play football with his Broncos fan master?
A. 'Cause he was a boxer!

Q. Why did the Denver Broncos recruit a Neapolitan Mastiff?
A. They needed a tough guard.

Q. Why were Broncos scouts looking at Bloodhounds?
A. They needed a top-notch scenter.

Denver Broncos Biggest Dog fan wears a men's XXL now!Q. what's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead? A. Have him watch a few Denver Broncos games!Q. Why do Broncos jokes get dumb and dumber? A Denver dogs are writing them now!

Q. Why do Broncos coaches like pointers as punters?
A. Because they always put their best foot forward.

Q. Why were the Broncos scouting for a Samoyed dog?
A. They needed a white receiver that could pull the roster together.

Q. Which Denver Bronco dog is the easiest target to hit with the football?
A. The wide retriever.

Q. Why were the Denver Broncos scouting for a wrinkly Chinese dog?
A. They needed a Shar Plei-r for special teams.

Q. Why was the big dog so excited when the Broncos made it through the playoffs undefeated?
A. 'Cause of the Super Bone!

Q. What do Denver Broncos Greyhound running backs eat before a big game?
A. Fast Food!

Dog wearing a Spock wig with Vulcan ears says: Beam me up, Scotty! I hate Halloween!Q. what did a skeleton say to his puppy? A.  Bone-Appetite1Good Boy Says: Graduated Dog School With a Pet Degree. Happy Halloween!

Q. What does a zombie say to the dog who's barking at him on Halloween?
A. Go Flesh!

Q. Did the dog win the Halloween race with the vampire?
A. It's still neck and neck.

Q. What is a dog's favorite Halloween party dessert?
A. Pupcakes!

Q. Do dogs enjoy Halloween skeleton jokes?
A. Yes, they find them quite humerus.

Q. What do skeletons give to dog Trick Or Treaters on Halloween?
A. Spare ribs

Q. What is a dog's least favorite Halloween party treat?
A. Poop-cakes!

Q. What is your dog's idea of a Halloween retreat?
A. A second chewy stick.

Q. Why don't dogs enjoy Halloween?
A. They're not allowed to bark every time the doorbell rings.

Q. How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a big, scary Halloween monster?
A. Terrier-fied!

Q. What do yu call a dog who works for Santa? A. Santa Paws!Q. What do you call a bad puppy on Christmas? A Felix Naughty Dog!Q. What is a dog's favorite hoby? a. Collecting fleas!

Q. What do you call an unexpected gift left under the Christmas tree by your 125-pound dog?
A. A Yule Log. EW!

Q. What is a fetching dog's favorite Christmas carol?
A. Jingle Balls.

Q. What do you call a dark dog at the North Pole?
A. A dusky husky.

Q. Which kinds of pet canines are a North Pole elf's best friend?
A. Snow dogs and sled dogs.

Q. At a singles party, what is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A. About a six pack.

Q. Which dog breed is sure to laugh at all of the seasonal Painful Puns on this page?
A. The Chi-ha-ha.

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