Q.
Why didn't the dog want to play baseball?
A. 'Cause he was a boxer!
Q.
What is the difference between a basketball player and a
dog?
A. One dribbles and the other drools.
Q.
What is a dog's favorite sport?
A. Formula 1 Drooling! |
Q.
Which cartoon dog swims under water?
A. Scuba-Doo.
Q.
Where all can a 3-legged dog swim?
A. Just three feet below the surface.
Q.
How did the blind guy go skiing in Colorado?
A. He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
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Q.
What is a prize fighter's favorite dog?
A. The Boxer.
Q.
What kind of punch does a dog boxer throw?
A. A pupper-cut!
My
dog, Minton, ate two shuttlecocks. Bad, bad, Minton! |