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Q. Why are crows such big Broncos fans? A. Just be caws!
Broncos' Logo says: Go Denver! We're not horsing around!
Quaker parrot says: Go Broncos. Go broncos. Bo Broncos! Denver Birdie is a good birdie! Squaek!
Q. What's the difference between a Denver Broncos fan and a mosquito? A. Mosquitos are only annoying during the summer! Go Broncos!

 


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T0Rex says: Dinosaurs remain loyal Broncos fans!Reading dog says: It says here that Denver cheerleaders are hot! Go Broncos!Ants Are Broncos Fans! So Are The Uncles!

Q. Which orange and blue dinosaur skeleton is prominately displayed at Denver Museum of Nature and Science?
A. The Bronco-saurus

Q. Which type of chair does a big dog prefer to relax on while cheering on the Broncos with his master?
A. A bark-a-lounger.

Q. Why aren't centipedes allowed to play on the buggy Denver football team?
A. It takes too long to put their cleats on.

Bald eagle says: zoom in on victory! Go Broncos!Q. Why do Canada geese fly upside down over the Broncos' stadium? A. There's nothing worth crappon on! GO Broncos!Bull says: Go Broncos! And That's No Bull!

Q. Why isn't Sasquatch a Denver Broncos fan this year?
A. 'Cause he can't face big da feet!

Q. Why do the Denver Broncos have two mascots?
A. Miles for the high fans, and Thunder for when the game has gone to crap.

Did you hear about the Denver Broncos fan who died in a pie eating contest at the tailgating party? The bull kicked him in the head.

Parrot says: I can't stop squawking about the big game! Go Broncos!Q. Why do Broncos jokes get dumb and dumber? A Denver dogs are writing them now!Laughing cat says: Did I hear somebody dis the Broncos? Amatuers!

Q. What did the duck do after he read all these Painful Puns about the Denver Broncos?
A. He quacked up!

Q. Which dog breed laughs at every joke its master cracis about the Denver Broncos?
A. The Chi-ha-ha.

Q. Why doesn't Bigfoot play for the Denver Broncos?
A. Because Sasquatch is afraid of clowns!

Denver dog  out for a walk says: Go Broncos, and I Mean Go!Yes, giraffes are ile High fans! Go Broncos!Q. What's black and white and orange all over? a. Denver's Biggest Fan. Go Broncos!

Q. How can you tell it was a brutal Broncos game at the Denver sports bar?
A. Even your dog said it was "ruff!"

Q. Why did Denver's 9News hire a giraffe to cover Broncos reporting?
A. For high ratings eveb in instances when finding highlights is a bit of a stretch.

Q. Why did the Denver Broncos recruit two German Shepherss?
A. They needed a right guard and a left tackle.

Q. Why do so many geese visit Denver? A. To get a gander at the Broncos!Denver Broncos Biggest Dog fan wears a men's XXL now!Go Dwnver! It's time for a Win-ny!

Q. How do you know Canada Geese do give a crap about the Broncos?
A. They always honk their horns when then fly by Empower Stadium on I25.

Q. What did one goose say to another while flying over Empower Stadium?
A. Wanna kick off a new relationship tonight?

Q. What do Denvr fans call the big monkey that scored the winning Broncos touchdown?
A. Chimpion!

Q. What are Broncos fans calling the stinging running back recently recruited from Arizona?
A. The Score-pion.

Q. What does a Broncos fan say to a gloating Colts fan?
A. Just Buck Off!

Q. After working with horse crap all day long, how does a Denver Broncos coach clean his hands?
A. He gets a manure-cure!

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