Q. What do Denver Broncos fans call a donkey athlete on steroids?
A. Ass-teroid.

Q. Why did the Broncos need the second mascot, Miles?
A. So the team could honestly say they ran Miles today.

Isn't it ironic that the Denver Broncos mascot is named Thunder, considering lightning hasn't killed anybody in the stands yet? Isn't that just asking for it?

Q. Why was the chicken ejected from the Denver Broncos game?
A. For persistent fowl play.

Q. What do Denver meteorologists call it when chickens and ducks suddenly fall out of the sky?
A. A fowl weather football season.

Q. Which Broncos mascot goes under a stage name now that he's white?
A. Thunder (A.K.A. Old Gray Mare)

Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in the parking lot at Mile High Field?
A. A defensive end is playing barefoot.

Q. Why do Denver chicks like Field at Mile High jokes?
A. Because they're so flocking funny!

Q. Which Painful Denver Broncos Puns do pigs enjoy the most?
A. The corniest humor and the sloppiest jokes!

Q. What did the horse say to the pony?
A. Are you a Broncos fan? Yay! or Neigh?

Have you ever noticed how much the Broncos mascot, Miles, looks like John Elway? (This is not a joke!)

Q. Why do Denver Broncos fart when they run?
A. They can't acheive full horse power without gas.

Q. How do you know Bigfoot isn't a Denver Broncos' fan?
A. He has not been seen anywhere near Empower Stadium.

Q. Why are Denver Broncos fans in such great shape?
A. They digest a stable diet and exercise caution when telling horsey sports jokes at the brew pub.

Q. How did the head coach figure out which Denver Bronco was most popular with the fans?
A. He conducted a Gallop Poll.

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