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Q. Which exercise do hairdressers do at the gym? A. Curls!
Gym Joke: My struggle with steroids has only made me stronger!
Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!
Q. Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A. Somebody told him he was ripped!

 


Fitness Hook Ups, Gym Dating Humor, Flexy Flirts
Lift up your social life with work out come-on jokes, toned pick-up lines, and muscular chat ups.

Gym Pick Up Lines and Bodybuilder Come-Ons
(Because Fit Pick-Up Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Looking for an Aerobic Workout Tonight!)
Warning: Pick Up Weighty Dates with Caution! Strong dating jokes, gym set ups, and gym rat come-ons ahead.
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The bodybuilder knew he was in love after experiencing strong feelings!My wife is so unfamiliar with the gym, that she calls it James!When I came out of te gym, a cop asked me where I got that body. I said, "I don't know, I just opened the trunk and whe was there!"

Gym Rat Come-On: Hey girl, do you lift? 'Cause I was hoping you'd pick me up!

Gym Chat Up Line: Hey girl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked in.

Musical Gym Pick Up Line: I'm to flexy for my shirt, too flexy for my shirt, too flexy for my shirt.

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how about we go for a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, the elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up!

Gym Come-On: Are you a high jumper? 'Cause you make my bar go up.

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you need any assistance with your Kegel exercises?

Quick Gym Hookup Line: Hey girl, your pace or mine?

Gym Hookup Line: Hey girl, I bet I could bench press you all night long.

Gym Chat Up Line: I got stopped by cops on my way to the gym. They said it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

Pick Up a Gym Rat Line: Hey dude, does your stomach need a tissue? 'Cause you've got some sick abs!

Bodybuilder Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got a six-pack right here.

Pick Up a Gym Rat Line: Hey fella, you must have great cardio, 'cause you just ran away with my heart.

Gym Pick-Up Line: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?Q. What's another name for exercise? A. The Joy of Flex!Gym Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm Lovin' It!

Gym Pick Up Line: Did you take your Flintstones vitamin today? 'Cause I wanna make your Bedrock.

Gym Hookup Line: Did you get those yoga pants on sale? 'Cause at my place, they're 100% off!

Gym Chat Up Line: Girl, do you have a bandaid? 'Cause I'm cut!

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, too bad the gym doesn't have a stationary bike built for two.

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

Gym Chat Up Line: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or, should I curl this barbell another ten times?

Gym Come-On: Hey girl, we should train together. I've heard that's good for bone density.

Pick Up a Gym Rat Line: Do you work at UPS? 'Cause I saw you checking out my package.

Gym Pick Up Line: Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kicking!

Gym Chat Up Line: Hey girl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked in.

Pumped Up Pick Up Line: Girl, I followed my heart, and it led me to the gym.

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your tank top felt? No? Well, would you like it to be?

McCoy Says: Yes, Klingons do work out at the He's Dead Gym!Diet Meme: Gnome problem is too big, so he joined Weight Watchers.The most grueling part of my workout is putting jeans on in the locker room while I'm still kind of wet from the shower!

Gym Chat Up Line: Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night.

Gym Rat Pick Up Line: Going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

Gym Come-On: Hey girl, do you believe in love at first set?

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how'd you like to be my special pushups partner?

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's do lunge!

Pick Up a Gym Rat Line: Hi, do you know any workout to reduce breast size? 'Cause mine are a bit too much to handle.

Gym Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I know of a fun aerobic exercise that can burn 500 calories an hour...

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, you have more mass than a church on Sunday morning.

Gym Rat Come-On Line: Hey girl, do you have any tape? 'Cause I am totally ripped.

Gym Pick Up Line Gone Wrong: Hey Babe, do you squat here often?

Gym Chat Up Line: Hey girl, do you believe in love at first squat?

Gym Come-On Line: Hey big guy, you make working out look good.

Hulk Asks: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose? A. Yoga Pants!Gym Joke: Gnome body builders are not ab-gnormal!I quit my gym becuase one of the instructors shouted at me, "come on man, you've got to want it" Come on push. Youcan do it." I hate being disturbed whn I'm taking a dump!

Gym Rat Hookup Line: Word of the day is: Legs. Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

Bodybuilder Hookup Line: Hey girl, I hope you're into yoga, 'cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.

Logical Gym Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you work out, I work out, so I think our relationship would work out.

Pumped Up Pick Up Line: Girl, I followed my heart, and it led me to the gym.

Gym Hookup Line: Did you see the latest health report? It said you should increase your intake of vitamin ME!

Gym Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you don't need to waste your time on that treadmill because you've been running through my mind all day.

Gym Rat Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got a six-pack right here.

Gym Pick Up Line: You must be a track star because you've been running through my mind all day!

Gym Pick Up Line: Hey babe, don't go to the zoo today because the pythons are out.

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