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Stoke Up a hot date with cannabis pick-up lines, pothead chat ups, and weed come-on jokes.

Weed Pick-Up Lines and Cannabis Come-Ons
(Because Hot Hit Up Lines, Weed Hookup Humor, and Blunt Flirts Could Never Be TOO Mainstream or Too Funny!)
Warning: Buzz Up a Date with Caution! Token opening lines, 420 dating tips, and blunt chat ups ahead.
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Hulk Says: Call me Spider-Man because I'm in love with Mary Jane!Pot Smoking Gnome: Hope There's a Fireman Nearby, 'Cause You're Smokin'Q. Did you hear about the guitar that got baked? A. It was highly strung!

Colorado 420 Pick Up Line: Hey, I'm feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me on!

Cannabis Come-On: Dude, ya know, you're weedy funny!

Mile High Pick Up Line: Hey there, I have a huge kush on you!

Stoner Hook Up Line: Hey, is your name Mary Jane? 'Cause I want you in my Ziplock bag.

Zoner Pick Up Line: Hey, you're on fire! No, wait, that's just my blunt.

Weedy Funny Chat Up Line Award: Hey dude, you just blew five smoke rings, so you are inducted into the pothead Olympic hall of fame!

Denver LoDo Pick Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

Hot Cannabis Come-On: Hey, you're so hot that I don't even need a lighter!

Cannabis Hookup Line: Hey girl, we could sing right now, or just smoke some weed to actually hit that high note.

Pothead Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you don't stop laughing, you won't hear the punchline!

Stoner Groupie Pick Up Line: Hey, I can be your buzz amplifier?

Stoner Song Lyrics Pick Up Line: You must be as dope as weed, because right now you're all I need.

Q. What do you call a pothead hula dancer? A. Shake 'N Bake!Alien in a weed field says: You might be from Colorado if this guy was your college roomate!Q. Why don't stoners get into arguments? A. They choose to take the high road!

Edible Come-On: Hey girl, you're hotter than these Alice B. Tokeless brownies!

Pothead Pick Up Line: Wow, it just got hot in here 'cause your kush is smoking!

Cannabis Pick Up Line: Dude, is that a 9-inch blunt in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, if you spend the night, we can wake up and bake up in the morning.

Weedy Funny Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I am very polite, so I hit the bowl every time.

High Country Pick-Up Line: Hey you, wanna come over to light up my life and light up this blunt?

Smokin' Hot Come-On: Dude, let's just blow this joint.

Colorado Cannabis-ism: Weed my lips!

Mile High City Pick Up Line: Don't be shy, let's get high.

Weedy Fun Chat Up Line: Hey, let's just hash out some awesome weekend plans.

Blunt Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how 'bout you Zigzag your way up here?

Weedy Moving Pick-Up Line: Hey Mary Jane, how 'bout you climb aboard my canna-bus?

Stoner Anti Pick Up Line: You are right! It appears that smoking weed makes you stupid, 'cause the more I smoke, the dumber you sound.

Q. What did the paper say to the cannabis? A. Let's roll!Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: If I had a garden, I'd put my tulips and your two lips together.Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf. Jack got high and dropped his fl, and Jill said "Where's the Beer?"

Cannabis Come-On: Hey girl, you are a breath of fresh air or carbon monoxide, but when I THC you, I forget the question.

Canna Funny Chat Up Line: Hey Maryjane, you're the most beautiful weed I seed this season!

Classic Colorado Pick Up Line: Whoa, are you a joint? 'Cause you're smokin'!

Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe, are you a pot head? Hot! So Babe, are you a pot head, too? Cool!

Stoner Pick Up Line: Weed be cute together.

Cannabis Pick Up Line: Hey baby, your smile can get me higher than blunt chat!

Weed Hookup Line: Hey bae, are you my ganja? 'Cause I want to pack you full.

Mile High Pick-Me-Up Line: Hey hottie, don't be shy, let's get high.

Zoner Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Cheech? 'Cause I'd like to Chong ya!

Stoner Pick Up Line: Hey, I wanna TH-SEE you naked!

Cannabis Pick Up Line: Hey girl, in another space and time, do you think weed be lovers?

Weedy Realistic Come-On: Hey, I'll let you hit this, if I can tap that!

Pot Head Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Black Bart? 'Cause I bet I could light up your night.

Hulk Asks: What do you call a killer cannabis comedian? A. The Grim Reefer!Big Ape Says: Sorry for my bluntness, that's just how I roll!Q. What does his wife say when the pot grower leaves for work? A. Doobie Careful!

Not Angry Pothead Pick Up Line: Dude I just want to hit that.

Hot Blunt Pick Up Line: Thank goodness I'm wearing gloves, because Maryjane, you're just way too hot to handle.

Q. What do you call a horny stoner?
A. A weed wacker!

Hungry Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Alice B. Tokeless? 'Cause you are one really tasty edible.

Smokin' Colorado Come-On: Hey, you're so HOT that you just lit my blunt.

Off-Roading Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, let's make like a blunt and roll.

Weed Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Sativa? 'Cause you're tall and make me drool when I think about you.

Cannabis Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, it's almost 4-20 again. How about we light up the afternoon just like we did yesterday?

Cannabis Slogan Come-On: Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.

Weed Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a drug? 'Cause that explains why I'm hooked on you.

Colorado Cannabis Come-On: Dude, how about we take the red eye back to Denver?

Weedy Fun Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Green Giggles? 'Cause you are putting a big smile on my face.

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