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Police Pick-Up Lines and Undercover Come-Ons
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Barely legal police pick-up line: I stopped you because you are arrestingly beautiful!Police pick-up line for blondes: Want to play good cop bad cop?Barely legal police pick-up line: I'm writing you a ticket because fine is written all over you!

Police Hookup Line: Officer, that uniform is very becoming on you. But if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

Police Pick Up Line: If you were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you walk by, just so I could stare at you longer.

Q. Why did the sensitive cop cry after arresting the blonde?
A. It was a moving violation.

Police Pick Up Line: I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction!

Police Chat Up Line: Officer, do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Cop Come-On Line: No Officer, I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by your big guns.

Police Pick Up Line: Don't you know that it's illegal to look that fine?

Police Pick Up Line: I'm surprised your ID doesn't say you're from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only 10 I see.

Q. Why wouldn't the cop come out from under the sheets?
A. Because he was a-resting.

Barely legal police pick-up line: Let's go to my place for some under cover work!Barely legal police pick-up line: I'm here to arrest you due to complaints that you're too sexy!Police pick-up lines for blondes: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Law Enforcement Come-On: I'm from the FBI, Fine Body Investigations, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Police Pick Up Line: Are you on the FBI Most Wanted List? 'Cause you are on the top of Santa's Naughty List.

Police Pick Up Line: You had me at Hello.

Police Chat Up Line: If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

Police Hookup Line: I'm not here to bust you. I'm here for your bust.

A peep hole has appeared in the ladies locker room at the gym. Investigators are looking into it.

Police Hookup Fact of the Day: Detectives do it undercover.

Police Pick Up Line: Your family must have been in organized crime, because I've already cracked you.

Police Pick Up Line: Spread 'em!

Police pick-up line for blondes: I love a man in uniform. I'd love you to frisk me!Barely legal police pick-up line: Am I wearing a bullet-proof vest? Nah, it's all muscle!barely legal police pick-up line: Step out of the vehicle and wak a straight line into my life!

Police Hookup Line: Babe, stick with me, and those lights won't be the only thing flashing.

Police Chat Up Line: Babe, you have the right to remain silent, but I doubt you will.

Police Pick Up Line: Officer, do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'!

Police Come-On Line: That's a mighty big flashlight you've got there, officer.

Police Chat Up Line: I always turn on my siren when I see a siren.

Police Pick Up Line: Babe, if you were the words on a parking ticket, you'd be the fine print.

Barely legal police pick-up line: My cuffs or you cuffs tonight?Q. What's a great name for a police-woman? A. Laura Biden!Police pick-up lines for blondes: What else can you do with your nightstick?

Police Chat Up Line: Do you know how fast you were going when you fell from heaven?

Police Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, you're on my most wanted list.

Q. What do the cops say when they arrive during your tailgating party?
A. Dish is the Police!

Police Pick Up Line: Want to plant something on me?

Police Hookup Line: Bitch, you want me to take you for a ride?

Q. How do cops greet people?
A. Policed to meet you!

Q. Which type of underwear do judges wear?
A. Legal Briefs.

Police Come-On Line: What are you doing with your night stick later tonight?

Policeman Point to Ponder: What do cops do with their nightstick in the morning?

Q. What did the blonde say to the cop?
A. If I knew I was getting a full-body search, I would have waxed.

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