Police
Hookup Line: Officer, that uniform is very becoming on you.
But if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.
Police
Pick Up Line: If you were a stop light, I'd turn red every
time you walk by, just so I could stare at you longer.
Q.
Why did the sensitive cop cry after arresting the blonde?
A. It
was a moving violation.
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Police
Pick Up Line: I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction!
Police
Chat Up Line: Officer, do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I
scraped my knee falling for you.
Cop
Come-On Line: No Officer, I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated
by your big guns.
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Police
Pick Up Line: Don't you know that it's illegal to look that
fine?
Police
Pick Up Line: I'm surprised your ID doesn't say you're from
Tennessee, 'cause you're the only 10 I see.
Q.
Why wouldn't the cop come out from under the sheets?
A. Because he was a-resting.
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