| Criminal
Bodybuilder Chat Up Line:
Babe, I was arrested the other night, for having two guns
and a six pack.
Q.
Why did the cops arrest the creeper hosiery?
A. Fot stocking.
Q.
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures
in the dentist's window?
A. It's against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Q.
Why did the helium balloon vendor enroll at the police academy?
A. Because he enjoyed a good bust.
Q.
Why was the cap arrested?
A. It was covering for the toothpaste.
Q.
Why was the lid arrested?
A. It wasn't in Colorado. |
Q.
Why was the building put in handcuffs?
A. It was a house arrest.
Q.
Why did the cops try to arrest the vampire?
A. For robbing the blood bank.
Arrestingly
Funny Groan of the Day: A guy was arrested by the police
and charged for killing a number of vampires. They've got
him on three counts.
Criminal
Chat Up Line: Babe, I was
arrested the other night, for having two guns and a six
pack.
Q.
Why did the cops arrest the chef?
A. They accused him of beating the eggs.
Q.
Why didn't the red tailed hawk believe he'd be busted for
the crime?
A. Because he was above it all.
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Q.
Why weren't the toilet paper thieves arrested?
A. The cops kept patting the suspects down, butt
they were clean.
Q.
Why did the cops arrest a Mallard duck?
A. He was suspected of being the infamous Robber Ducky.
Q.
Why couldn't the toy store have the guy who tore all the
arms off the teddy bears arrested?
A. 'Cause the cops said he had the right to bear arms.
Q.
Why didn't the pigeon think he'd get arrested for committing
the crime?
A. Because he was wasn't a jail bird.
Q.
Why was the lamb arrested on the freeway?
A. Because she whipped a ewe turn. |
