Did
you hear about the accident on the army base? A tank ran
over a box of popcorn and killed two kernels. OUCH!
Q.
How is the corn army different from the regular army?
A. Every soldier is a kernel.
Q.
How many US Marines does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 49. One to screw it in, and 48 to guard him.
Q.
How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You don't know. You weren't there, man!
Q.
What does China call a vessel in their naval fleet?
A. A censor ship.
Q.
What did the Navy guy say to the Coast Guard guy when their
ships passed?
A. SEAL you later.
Q.
How is the submarine captain's pay?
A. Not great. He can't keep his head above water.
Q.
Which course did the shot-fused, quick-tempered Navy captain
have to take before heading back out to sea?
A. Anchor Management.
Q.
What did Old MacDonald sell at his toy store?
A. GI Gi Joe. |
Q.
Which naval command causes sailors to start using their
computers and smart phones?
A. All hands on tech!
Q.
What did the navy captain say when a sailor capsized a dingy?
A. You should have known boater!
Q.
During which time period did the navy captain put out the
most distress calls?
A. During his mayday heyday.
Q.
What kind of music do sea sailors listen to aboard a dingy?
A. Rock n Row.
Q.
Which dating website is for submarine sailors on shore leave?
A. Hatch dot com.
Q.
What is a submarine?
A. A replacemt officer.
Q.
Why didn't the Navy sailor want to do a tour on a submarine?
A. He didn't want to serve on board a ship that sinks on
purpose.
US
Navy Point to Ponder: Why is the the official color Navy
Blue instead of Aqua Marine?
Q.
What is a slug aboard an air craft carrier called?
A. A snailor.
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Memorial
Day Thought: When promising to respect our veterans, respect
is a word of honor.
Old
soldiers never die, they just get re-commissioned.
Q.
Do old navy captains ever die?
A. No, they just drift away.
Old
sailing ship captains never die. They just can't sea as
well.
Q.
Do old classic cartoon sailormen ever really die?
A. No, they just lose their porpoise.
Old
sailors never die. They just sail into the sunset.
Q.
Do old Air Force test pilots ever die?
A. No, they just move on up to a higher plane.
Q.
How did the old fighter pilot die?
A. He just took off.
Old
military pilots never die, they just buzz off into the sunset.
Old
military personel never truly die. They just get deployed
to a mission on a higher plane. Blessings to you.
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