Did you hear about the pickles abducted by aliens? Nobody
believed them because they were full of crock.
What did the dill say to his sweet pickle?
A. Pucker up!
What did the sour dill pickle say to the cherry tomato?
A. Hey Sweetie, why are you blushing?
Point to Ponder: If tomatoes are a fruit, then is ketchup
a smoothie? Or, is ketchup a jam?
you hear about the new GMO onions that make you laugh? Wow,
when did Colorado cannabis growers perfect "Bermuda
What happened after the chef opened the refrigerator door
because he heard green onions singing a Bee Gees song?
A. He realized it was just chives talking.
you hear about the onion family that perished? They will
dearly be minced...
Fact of the Day: Onion rings are actually the donuts of
the vegetable world!
you hear about the hamburger that was murdered? First it
was rolled, then it was smothered in onions.
Which herb does a gourmet pirate chef add to his meals?
A. A few sprigs of paRRRsley.
Which vegetables are a plumber's favorite garnish?
Which kind of wild onions have rhyme and rhythm
A. Rap scallions.
What are small, white, round and often giggles?
A. Tickled onions.