Food Puns, Grilled Humor, Lunch Burps
thru to fast food jokes, funny lunch humor, meaty laughs and well-done
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Gobbling down fast food jokes on the go
may cause happy meals and gas.
Fast Food Jokes, Lunch Laughs, Hamburger Puns
(Because Bunny Burger Puns
and Sandwich Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
During a Typical Lunch Hour!)
| Burger Joint Jokes, Hamburger Puns
| 2 | 3
| Beef Jokes | 2
| Hot Dog Puns | Ketchup
| Deli Jokes | Butcher
Jokes | Beef | 2
| Pork | Poultry
| Colorado Cuisine | Tex-Mex
Jokes | BBQ |
| Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes, Culinary Beats | Gnome Chef Jokes
| Chef Come-Ons |
| Pickle Puns | 2
| 3 | Fried
Potato Puns | Cheese Jokes | Beverage
Jokes | Coffee | Soda
you hear about the hamburger that was murdered? First it
was rolled, then it was smothered in onions.
Why did the new gourmet burger restaurant owner invite the
warehouse staff to lunch?
A. He heard they have good pallets.
Waiter, is it possible to make a hamburger do the hula?
A. Yes, order a burger and a shake!
BBQ Point to Ponder: Why isn't there a chain of Elvis Presley
steak houses? The slogan would be: For people who love
Do they serve hamburgers in Transylvania?
A. Only very rarely.
Do hamburgers make good vampires?
A. No, because they often end up in ghoulash situations!
How far can a hamburger go in school?
A. It can go to cowledge where it can get 450 degrees.
Which two hamburgers are royalty?
A. Sir Loin and Burger King.
How does the man in the moon eat his hamburgers?
A. On satellite dishes.
What does an astronaut request on his fast food sandwich?
A. Launch meat.
In which school subjects might the teacher say, "Well
A. Meatyeval History and Meat-thematics.
How does a hamburger acquire good tastes?
A. With a little seasoning.
How can you tell that a hamburger enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie
What do cats call mice on skateboards?
A. Meals on Wheels!
this day, the kid that used to bully me at school takes
my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great hamburgers.
Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers?
A. No, fingers should be eaten separately!
How can you tell if hamburgers have a high I.Q.?
A. They loin fast.
Burger Trivia: Back in the 1960s, there was a very colorful
eatery called the Psycho-Deli!
How do we know hamburgers love young people?
A. They're pro-teen!
Burger Joint Pick-Up Line:
Hey Patty, did you see what's new on the menu? Me-N-U!
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time?
A. They chew the fat.
When can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
A. After they have a very frank relationship.
What did they do with the hamburger who thought is was a
Why did Tom gobble his burger so fast?
A. He wanted to eat as much as possible before he lose his
two egotists meet for a fast food lunch, it's an I for an
What is it called when you cut up a long hero sandwich into
A. A sub-division.
to inclement weather, the sandwich shop wrapped up early
What did the hamburger say when told that most people like
A. Hot Dog!
How did the jury find the hamburger?
A. Grill-ty as Charred!
wanted to take home the leftovers from the burger BBQ, but
somebody else foiled my plans.
Burger Puns | 2
| 3 | Hot
Dog LOLs | Ketchup Jokes, Mustard
Puns | Deli Jokes | Herb
| Soup |
What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?
A. Fast Food!
Where do cowboy burger cooks feel right at home?
A. On the range.
Are hamburgers male or female?
A. Male, because they are boygers, not grillgers.
What spoiled the Labor Day backyard burger barbecue?
A. When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.
What did the crusty old chef say to chew out the new guy?
A. You used so much thyme Dr. Who arrived in the TARDIS
to save us all!
What did the tech guy call a drive-in burger joint server?
A. A car hop.
| Butcher Jokes | Beef
Jokes | 2 | Pork
| Poultry | Colorado
Cuisine | Tex-Mex Jokes | BBQ
| Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes | Gnome Chef Jokes | Chef
Come-Ons | Foodie Humor |
| Italian Food Puns | 2
| 3 | Pasta
Puns | Restaurant Jokes |
2 | 3
| Pirate Cuisine | Seafood
| Baker Jokes | 2
| Bread | Dessert
Puns | 2 | Beverage
| Coffee | 2
| Soda Funny | Beer
| Wine |
| Egg Jokes | Milk
| Butter | Cheese
Jokes | Cheese Gnomes | Ice
Cream | Cookie Candy Puns |
| Carrot Jokes | Peppers
| Pickle Puns | 2
| 3 | Potato
Puns | Salad | Tomato
Jokes | Veggies |
| Fruit Humor | 2
| 3 | Apple
Jokes | Banana Funs | 2
| 3 | Lemon
| Orange Puns | Strawberry
| Snack Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Tasty Cannibal Jokes
| Sci-Fi Food Jokes | Green
| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet Jokes | Vegetarian Jokes, Vegan Puns
| Fitness and Dieting Jokes
| 2 |
You've feasted this far, so
here's even more fast
laughs, grilled grins,
rare jokes and bun-ny
painful puns to snarf down
on the go:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Alien Jokes | Borg
Jokes | Chicken Jokes | Colorado
Jokes | Craft Beer Jokes | Daily
Puns | Guy Jokes |
| Hipster Humor | Locksmth
Jokes | Music Jokes | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes | Religion
Jokes | Sci-Fi Jokes |
| Seasonal Laughs | Sports
Jokes | Stripper Jokes
| Time Traveler Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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