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Q Where do the Borg eat fast food? A. At their local Borger King!
Q. What did the hamburger say to a picle? A. You're dill-icious!

Q. Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant? A. They told him the meal was on the house!
Q. What did the frog order at McDonalds? A. French flies and a diet croak!


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Grab a quick bite of fastfood puns, high noon hamburger humor, and light luncheon jokes.

Lunch Jokes, Quick Bite Puns, Midday Meal Laughs
('Cause the Wurst Jokes and Hot Dog Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream During the Lunch Rush At Moe's Diner!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Fastfood chicken jokes, deli counter humor, burger LOLs and launch time puns ahead.
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Q. Where did the Psychiastrist eat lunch? A. Kentucky Freud Chicken
They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs.
Q. Where does a vampire like to eat lunch? A. At a Casketeria!

Q. What do you need to eat an entire bucket of KFC chicken for lunch?
A. Hendurance.

After Lunch Pick Up Line: Hey Chick, did you just come from KFC? 'Cause your thighs and breast are giving me a drumstick!

I made some Jerk Chicken for lunch the other day, but he didn't even say, "Thanks."

Q. Why do bulimics eat lunch at KFC?
A. Because the chicken comes in a handy bucket.

Q. Where did Neanderthals get their fast food chicken?
A. At Cave FC.

Q. Why was the food truck parked on the side of the road at noon?
A. To curb hunger.

Q. What did the hungry computer eat for lunch?
A. Chips, one byte at a time.

Customer: My lunch is talking to me.
Deli Shop Waiter: Yes sir, that's why I don't recommend the tongue sandwich.

Q. What did the lunch buffet at the textbook writer's conference feature?
A. A table of contents.

Q. Why did the rock drummer go to KFC for lunch?
A. He needed some drumsticks.

Q. What do they serve at the monster school cafeteria?
A. Human beans, broiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes cream.

Q. Where do cows go for lunch?
A. Calf-eteria.

Q. Why did the guy eat so much cheese and cold cuts for lunch?
A. Because it's deli-cious

Q. How did the guy finally end his lunch hour addiction to deli food?
A. He went cold turkey.

Foodie Point to Ponder: At our local diner, you can eat lunch dirt cheap. But, who wants to eat dirt?

Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue eating pizza? A. He ate it before it was cool!
When a cannibal showed up late for lunch, the others gave him the cold shoulder.
Why aren't astronauts hungry after basting into space? Because the had a big launch!

Q. How is delivered pizza at noon like a nooner?
A. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Q. What did the cannibal order for lunch?
A. Pizza with everyone on it.

Lunch Bite Poiint to Ponder: If you're waiting in line at the deli counter and cut the cheese, will you get an employee discount?

Q. How do you order just plain cottage cheese for lunch?
A. You use the a la curd menu.

At lunch, the three little pigs ordered off the vegan menu, but Mary had a little lamb.

A vegetarian, meat eater, and cannibal go out to lunch. The veg orders a salad, and the meathead orders a burger. But, the cannibal told the waiter, "I think I'll just wait 'til they're done."

Q. What happened after the cops arrested the guy who beat his victims with lunch meat?
A. He was charged with baloney-ous assault.

Q. Which fruit do skeletons eat for lunch?
A. Spineapple.

Did you hear about the hot new sauna that serves lunch? They specialize in steamed mussels.

Q. What does an astronaut request on his fast food sandwich?
A. Launch meat.

Did you hear about the guy at Cape Canaveral who wanted to make a sandwich? He just flew off to buy some launchin' meat.

Q. Where do interstellar aliens eat lunch?
A. On Flying Saucers!

Q. What is it called when you cut up your long lunch hero sandwich into several pieces?
A. A sub-division.

Q. What do polar bears catch for lunch?
A. Brrr-gers.

Did you hear about the hamburger that couldn't stop making jokes? It was on a roll!
Q. What is a vampire's favorite fast food? A. A person with really high blood pressure!
Q. What does a locksmith like to eat for brunch? A. Quiche!

Q. What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop?
A. Hamburger puns.

Q. How do gossipy hamburgers spend their lunch hour?
A. They chew the fat.

Q. What do baseball players eat for lunch at White Castle?
A. Sliders.

To this day, the kid that used to bully me at school takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great hamburgers.

Noon Hour Caution: Beefy Pick-Up Lines may make you want to skip lunch, or become a vegetarian.

Q. Do they serve hamburgers for lunch in Transylvania?
A. Only very rarely.

Q. Which side dish do monsters eat with a sandwich?
A. Ghoul-slaw.

Boutique Burger Trivia: Back in the 1960s, there was a very colorful eatery called the Psycho-Deli!

Q. What did one plate say to another?
A. Lunch is on me.

Q. What do you call a beach eatery where the waitresses wear bikinis?
A. A Breast-aurant.

Q. Which new dating site is exclusively for folks over 50 seeking a nooner?
A. Lunch Hour Time dot con.

Q. Where do lawyers meet for lunch?
A. At the food court.

Q. What did the taxidermist do on his lunch break?
A. Stuff his face.

Q. Why did the new gourmet burger restaurant owner invite the warehouse staff to lunch?
A. He heard they have good pallets.

Did you hear about the new drive-thru restaurant for golfers? They insist upon putting greens on all their lunch courses!

After biting into a tasty frankfurter, you jut gotta say: Hot Diggity Dog!
Q. Why did the French fry win the race? A. Because it was fast food!
Q. What is a vampire's favorite fast food restaurant? A. Murder King!

Q. What do you call a phobia of eating German sausage for lunch?
A. Fearing the Wurst!

Q. What do you call it when you get distracted by all the different lunch meats in the deli?
A. A short attention spam.

Q. Which side dish do chemists like to order for lunch?
A. Anion rings.

Q. What do standup comedians dish up for their lunch audience?
A. Hot dog puns.

Q. What do you call a pig thief who steals your lunch off the grill?
A. A Hamburglar.

Q. Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot?
A. Snails are not fast food and nobody's got slime for that!

Lunchtime Pick-Up Lines: Are you on the menu at Mcdonald's, 'cause you're McGorgeous!

Q. What do polar bears eat for lunch?
A. Ice berg-ers!

Q. Why are hamburgers so happy at weekend afternoon backyard barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Q. What spoiled the Labor Day afternoon backyard burger barbecue?
A. When the mosquitoes next door dropped by for a bite.

Q. Where does the ruler of the land of thieves like to eat lunch?
A. Burglar King.

Customer: What is this fly doing on my ice cream sundae?
Waiter: Sir, I believe it's skiing.

A guy wanted to take home the leftovers from the chef's big BBQ feast, but somebody else foiled his plans.


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