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Get the skinny on potato jokes, funny yam puns, and French fried humor to ketchup on.

Potato Jokes, Spud Humor, French Fried Puns
(Because Fried Potato Puns and Mashed Up Food Fights Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Potato Skin Lovers!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Potato jokes and yam puns may cause wide-eyed laughing by spec-taters.
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Q. Why do dentists like potatoes? A. Because they're so filling!Q. Why do potatoes make good detectives? A. Because they keep their eyes peeled!Q. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark Side? A. Vader Tots!

Q. Why do potatoes argue so much?
A. They just can't see eye to eye!

Q. What does a British potato say when life is grand?
A. It's Mashing!

Q. What kind of monkey sells potato chips?
A. A chipmunk.

Q. Why did the blonde farmer drive a steam roller through her Idaho spud field right before Thanksgiving?
A. 'Cause she was growing mashed potatoes.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
A. Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears.

Q. What is a spud's least favorite retro dance?
A. The Mashed Potato.

Q. What do you call a stolen spud?
A. A hot potato!

Q. Why did the sweet potato cross the road on its way to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. 'Cause there was a fork coming up.

Q. How do you describe an angry potato?
A. Boiling Mad!

Q. What kind of potato is always looking for a fight?
A. An agi-tater!

Q. Which tuber side dish is made from several spuds of similar shape and color?
A. Matched Potatoes.

Q. Which side dish does Dr. Frankenstein bring to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. Monster mash potatoes.

Q. What do you call a tater that smokes weed? A. A Baked Potato!Q. Why did the French fry win the race? A. Because it was fast food!Taters Ask: What do you call spud one that smokes weed? A. A Baked Potato!

Q. What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
A. Anyone can mash potatoes!

Q. What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?
A. I yam what I yam.

Q. What would Voltaire eat on Thanksgiving?
A. Candide yams.

Q. Which kind of potato needs to wear glasses?
A. A spec-tater.

Q. Which special sweet potato dish causes people to be overly honest on Thanksgiving?
A. Candid yams.

Q. What kind of a girlfriend does a tater want?
A. A sweet potato.

Q. What did the sweet potato say to the Idaho potato on the Thanksgiving table?
A. I think, therefore I yam.

Yammy Thanksgiving Day Pick-Up Line: Hey Sweetie, I only have pies for you.

Q. Why was the potato crying over his vodka and tonic?
A. It was his cousins.

Q. Why did the potato cross the road so fast?
A. To get away from the peelers!

Q. Why do Idaho potato growers dig telling river rapids tuber jokes?
A. 'Cause people really eat them up.

Q. What do you call a yam that was stolen for Thanksgiving dinner?
A. A hot potato.

French Fries Say: TGIF! It's Fry Day!Railway that ships potatoes and yams nation wide: Yam TrakFrench Fries Say: Happy Fries Day!

Q. Which day of the week do potatoes hate the most?
A. Fry-Day!

Q. What do you call a potato that always just watches from the side lines?
A. A spec-tater.

Hot Potato Pick-Up Line: Hey there Ida, are you a tater dater?

Q. What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
A. A Yam Session!

Q. What do you call a potato that doesn't want to get into hot water?
A. Hez-a-tater.

Q. What do potatoes wear to bed?
A. Their yammies.

Q. What do you call a baby potato?
A. A small fry.

Q. When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A. When it's a French Fry!

Q. What do you call a lazy spud?
A. A couch potato.

Q. What did the frog order at McDonalds? A. French flies and a diet croak!Q. How did a burger propose to a fry? A. With an onion ring!Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!

Q. What can you do to convince a potato to do what you want?
A. Just butter him up!

Q. What do you call a red potato that tries to pass as a tomato?
A. An imi-tater!

Q. Why are potatoes better for your vision than carrots are?
A. Because potatoes grow from eyes.

Q. Why did the pie cross the road?
A. It was meat-an d-potato.

Q. Two potatoes are standing on a street corner. How can you tell which one is a hooker?
A. It's the one who says, "Idaho."

Spud Pick-Up Line: Hey Ida, are you a tater? 'Cause I yam ready to be your mash.

Q. What do you call a potato that's a lot like its father?
A. Chip!

Q. Which vegetarian dish is made from spuds of similar shape and color, and then set on fire?
A. Matched Potatoes.

Q. Which kinds of spuds like cheesy jokes?
A. Potatoes au gratin and cheesy fries.

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