Painful Dental Pun of the Day: A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on his patients.

Q. What game are you playing if you don't take care of your teeth?
A. Tooth or Dare!

Today's Toothy Dental Joke: Always be kind to your dentist because he's got fillings, too!

Q. What do you call a dentist who just can't stop working on teeth?
A. Abscessive Compulsive.

Patient: Doc, do you always extract teeth painlessly?
Dentist: Frankly, No. Last month I dislocated my wrist.

Q. What does your dentist call x-rays?
A. Tooth-Pics!

Dental Point to Ponder: Why do dentist jokes make you feel down in the mouth?

Q. What happened when the guy went to his dentist for root canal?
A. He lost his nerve!

Q. How many dentists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend you just do it yourself.

Q. What happened after the guy had a first date with a dental hygienist?
A. She said she'd had a great time and she'd like to see me again in six months...

My dentist simply wouldn't stop working on my teeth? I guess he was abscess-ive compulsive?

Q. What is your dentist's favorite day of the week?
A. Tooths-day!

Dental Point to Ponder: If you get false teeth but can't pay for them, and have to make alternative payments, does that make you an indentured servant?

Did you know Al Gore wrote a book about dentistry? Yeah, it's titled An Inconvenient Tooth.

Q. What did Yoda's dentist say?
A. May the Floss Be With You!

Q. How do you get to Tooth Island?
A. Aboard the Tooth Ferry!

Q. How are the bogeyman and false teeth alike?
A. Both only come out at night!

Today's Tooth Care Fact: A good dentist is a little picky, but a great dentist never gets on your nerves!

Q. How did Socrates' dentist make his mark on history?
A. With Flossophy.

Q. Why did the old tree need to see a dentist?
A. For a root canal.

Q. Why do so many people dislike going to the dentist?
A. Because he's boring!

Q. Why did the blonde bring spelunking gear to her dentist's office?
A. She heard there was a big cavity and wanted to explore it.

Patient: I don't know which is worse, having a tooth pulled or having a baby.
Dentist: Well, make up your mind because I'll have to adjust the chair.

Q. Why did the blonde send her dentist a note?
A. Toothank him!

Q. Why do you forget about a tooth right after the dentist pulls it?
A. Duh! Because it goes right out of your head!

Q. What happened to the blonde who put her dentures in backwards?
A. She accidentally ate herself!

Q. What does your dentist call the fear of flossing your teeth?
A. Flosstrophobia!

Dental Groan of the Day: Contemplating my imminent root canal procedure was deeply unnerving.

Q. What is a toothache?
A. A pain that drives people to extraction.

Q. What happens when there's a national dentist strike?
A. You have to brace yourself!

Q. Why did the dentist faint?
A. Her son came home an announced he'd joined the hockey team!

Q. Which procedure do orthodontists perform when molars are too close together?
A. Teeth widening.

Q. How are vampires and false teeth alike?
A. They only come out at night!

Q. How long did it take for two Transylvania dentist to fall for each other?
A. It was love at first bite.

Q. How does an elderly vampire refer to his new false teeth?
A. As a new fangled invention.

Q. How far is it to the fang's dentist office?
A. Tooth smiles.

Q. How long did it take for the two fangs to fall in love?
A. It was lust at first bite.

Q. Why did a snowman visit an orthodontal dentist?
A. To correct his frostbite!

Q. How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Open wide. This won't hurt a bit.

Q. What does a dentist call a grizzly who lost all his teeth?
A. A Gummy Bear!

Q. Which cause do Molar Bears crusade for?
A. They fight against enamel cruelty!

Q. What did one tooth say to another tooth?
A. Thar's gold in them thar fills!

Q. Where does a mobile dental clinic go after hours?
A. To a molar home park.

Q. Where do killer whales go to get braces?
A. To an orca-dontist.

Q. What did one tooth say to another in an attempt to make it jealous?
A. The dentist is taking me out tonight!

Q. How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but he'll tell you light bulb jokes while he's doing it.

Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.
Patient: Um, I'm not!

Q. Why did the old dentist decide it was time to retire?
A. He was tired of the daily drill.

Dental Factoid of the Day: Dentists don't like having a bad day at the orifice!

Q. What's the difference between a vampire with a toothache and a rainstorm?
A. One roars in pain, and the other pours the rain.

Biting Dental Joke of the Day: Nobody knew she had a dental implant, until it came out in conversation.

Dental Point to Ponder: My dentist seemed a bit distracted today. Is he just brushing me off?

Dentistry Fact of the Day: Dentists deal with the same old grind, day after day.

Q. Why did the dentist go to the tooth store?
A. To bicuspids!

Q. What do you call the practical advice your dentist gives you?
A. His fill-osophy.

Dentist: This will hurt a bit.
Patient: Okay.
Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife.

Q. What did the dentist's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?
A. No hard fillings...

Q. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A. Because it lost its filling.

Dental Groan of the Day: I was feeling a little crooked, but my dentist straightened me out.

Q. What's the best way to find a painless dentist in your neighborhood?
A. Word of mouth.

Q. How did the guy feel after the dentist gave him a battery-powered toothbrush?
A. Electrified.

Q. How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, 'cause they get right to the root of the problem.

Straight Dentist Grin of the Day: Did you hear about the dentist who put braces on his patient as a stop-gap measure?

Q. What does a dentist-in-training do before an oral exam?
A. He brushes up!

Q. Why did the tatoo artist's molar just want to be left alone?
A. It needed time tooth-ink.

Q. Which brilliant dentist wrote the book, Toothpaste Loves Teeth?
A. Flo Ryde.

Q. Why are dentists such expert problem solvers?
A. They always get to the root of the problem.

A guy goes to to the dentist and the doctor asked, "When's the last time you flossed. The guy replied, "You remember. You were there."

Q. How do you describe an elderly dentist?
A. A bit long in the tooth.

Dentist Fact of the Day: An orthodontist always gets to the root of the problem.

Dentist Pick Up Line: Hey baby, you look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.

Please stop telling punny dentist jokes!
– Oral B. Madd.

Q. What is a drill team?
A. A group of dentists who all work together!

Q. How do you know your dentist is an investigative reporter?
A. He's always after for the hole tooth.

A patient asked his orthodontist if he gave up candy, popcorn and gum, will his braces come off sooner. The dentist said, "No, it will only seem longer."

Q. Why did the pet store owner call his dentist?
A. His canines were loose.

Q. What is your dentist's least favorite game?
A. Tooth or Consequences!

Q. Who is the most famous Scottish dentist of all time?
A. Phil N. McCavity.

Q. What time is it hardest to schedule a dental appointment?
A. Tooth-Hurty!

Q. How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it'll take a bite out of your wallet.

Old dentists never die, but they do lose their pull.

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