Why did the snowman go to the doctor?
A. Because he had the chills.
Who wrote the doctor's office pamphlet, Wipe Away Your
Fear of Germs?
A. Polly Eth Eileen.
Why did the pillow need a doctor's appointment?
A. Because it was feeling all stuffed up, especially last
a lawyer was coming out of anesthesia after surgery, he
asked, "Why are all the drapes drawn?" The doctor
replied, "There's a fire across the street, so we didn't
want you to think the operation was a failure."
What happened when the doctor told the blonde to stop using
A. It went in one ear and out the other.
I have fantastic news to report. You passed your hearing
How does an audiology doctor describe the ER?
A. The thing on the side of your head that you hear with.
What happened when the guy forgot to wear the hearing aid
he just got from his doctor?
A. His wife gave him an earful.
I've got very bad news – you've got cancer and Alzheimer's.
Patient: Well, at least I don't have cancer.
elderly man told his doctor he'd like his sex drive lowered.
Doc replied, "Sir, at your age, your sex drive is mostly
in your head." Man said, "I know. That's why I
want it lowered."
Doc, I don't know why I've always been addicted to coins.
Shrink: I just can't make heads or tails of it.
What is the difference between a nun and a nurse?
A. A nun only serves one God.