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Funny
Dental Jokes, Teeth Puns, Healthy Smiles
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wide for toothy humor, denture jokes, and full-filling dentist puns that
don't bite back!
Dentist Jokes, Painful Tooth Puns, Dental Humor
(Because Ahh-Some Dentist
Jokes and Dental Appointment Puns Could Never Be TOO
Mainstream At Tooth Hurty!) |
Warning:
4 Out of 5 Dentists Advise Caution! Biting humor, oral jokes, crooked
smiles and toothy puns ahead.
| Dentist Jokes and Toothy Grins
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Mouth Jokes | Doctor
Jokes and Nurse Puns |
| Surgeon Jokes | Blood
Jokes | Urologist Laughs |
Constipated Groans | Diarrhea
Humor |
| Shrink Jokes | Brain
Jokes
| Dopey Pharmaceutical Jokes | Futuristic
Medical Jokes | Eye Puns |
| Eye Doc Puns |Optometry
Jokes | Ophthalmology Jokes
| Optician Puns | Sick
Pick-Up Lines |
Q.
What are the six most frightening words in the world?
A. The Dentist Can See You Now!
Q.
How do you describe an elderly dentist?
A. A bit long in the tooth.
Q.
How long did it take for the set of dentures to fall in
love?
A. It was love at first bite! |
Q.
How does a dentist describe his favorite hockey team?
A. Ahh-some!
Q.
Why did the dentist faint?
A. Her son came home an announced he'd joined the hockey
team!
Toothy
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
you're like my false teeth. I can't smile without you!
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The
flip-side of contagious gum disease is an infectious
smile.
Q.
How are mosquitoes and false teeth alike?
A. Both only come out at night.
Q.
What kind of award do teeth not want?
A. A little plaque. |
Did you hear about the dentist who got a gold filling just
to put his money where his mouth is?
Q.
How can you get a new set of teeth put in you for free?
A. Pet a lion. |
Q.
What do you call a dentist who just can't stop working on
teeth?
A. Abscessive Compulsive.
Q.
Which country's citizens have the best oral hygiene habits?
A. Brussia!
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5
out of 5 Dentists agree that Toothday is the most
Ahh-some day of the week!
The
sad dentist looked a little down in the mouth.
Dental
Fact of the Day: An oral surgeon gets to the root of the
problem. |
Dental
Hygeinist: What kind of filling do you want in your tooth?
Overly Anesthetized Blonde: Chocolate.
Q.
What is a dentist's favorite animal?
A. The Molar Bear!
They
called him the King of Dentists because his specialty
was crowns. |
Q.
If you brush your teeth at night to keep your teeth, why
do you brush your teeth in the morning?
A. To keep your friends!
Q.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A. Denis.
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Q.
Which ancient Egyptian pharaoh had the healthiest teeth?
A. King Toothankhamun.
Q.
Who wrote the biting book, I Have a Toothache?
A. Phil A. Cavity. |
As
a teen, I was feeling a little crooked, but my dentist straightened
me right out!
Q.
What do you call the practical advice your dentist gives
you?
A. His fill-osophy.
Q.
How do baby teeth learn how to chew?
A. From their school teethers! |
Q.
What did Yoda's dentist say?
A. May the Floss Be With You!
Q.
When do many people go to the dentist?
A. Tooth Hurty!
Please
stop telling punny toothbrush jokes!
– Oral B. Madd.
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Q.
What does a big brass musician use when he brushes his teeth?
A. A tuba toothpaste.
Q.
What did one tooth say to another in an attempt to make
it jealous?
A. The dentist is taking me out tonight!
Going
to the dentist can be very full filling? |
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Dentist Jokes and Toothy Grins |
2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Doctor Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | Germ
Jokes |
| Surgeon Jokes | Urologist
Jokes | Constipation Jokes
| Diarrhea Jokes | Blood
Jokes | 2 |
| Dopey Pharmaceutical Jokes | Futuristic
Medical Jokes | Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes
| Dr. Who Jokes |
| Eye Doctor Jokes and Optometrist Humor
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | Eye
Puns | Sick Pick-Up Lines |
| Optometry Jokes | Ophthalmology
Jokes | Optician Puns | Glasses
Jokes, Eyewear Spectacles |
| Medical Jokes | Shrink
Humor, Psychiatrist Jokes | Addict
Jokes, Rehab Puns | Brain Jokes
| 2 |
| Body Jokes | Human
Anatomy Jokes | Inner Body Puns,
Back Jokes | Butt Jokes | Heart
Humor |
| Male Body Jokes, Viagra Jokes | Female
Body Jokes | Chest Jokes, Pec Puns,
Breast Humor |
| Head Humor | Face
Jokes | Ear Puns | Nose
Jokes | Neck Puns | Ear,
Nose, Throat Humor |
| Mouth Jokes | Hand
Jokes, Finger Puns, Arm Humor | Leg
Jokes | Foot Jokes | Belly
Laughs |
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still in the chair, so open
wide for more full-filling
humor,
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grins and painful puns that won't
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