Pick-Up Lines, Hospital Hit Ups, Doc Come-Ons
up a nurse with lame chat ups, ER hookups, and sick MD come-on jokes.
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and medicated laughs ahead.
Medical Pick Up Lines, Doctor Chat Ups, EMT Flirts
(Because Emergency Cosmetic
Surgery Come-Ons Could Only Be TOO Mainstream If
Your Love Life is In a Coma!)
| Sick Come Ons | Sick
Medical Humor | Doctor Jokes
| Eye Doctor Jokes | Optometry
| Ophthalmology Jokes | Eye
Puns | Optician Humor | Glasses
Jokes, Eyewear Spectacles |
| Psychiatrist Jokes | Surgeon
Jokes | Urologist Jokes |
Constipation Jokes | Diarrhea
| Dentist Puns | Dopey
Pharmaceutical Jokes | Futuristic Medical
Jokes | Sci-Fi Doctor Jokes |
Pick Up Line: Babe, those clothes look uncomfortable. Let
me cut them off you.
Aid Pick Up Line: Are you drowning? Because I'm feeling
the urge to give you CPR.
Medic Chat Up Line: Hi there, did you know I am really great
at rapid clothing removal?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you've got 206 bones in your body.
Want to be exceptional and add one more?
Point to Ponder: Can Pick Up Lines actually make you
Hookup Line: Hey babe, we always come when we are called.
Pick Up Line: ICU in my dreams!
Up an EMT Line: If I go into cardiac arrest, will you give
Up a Paramedic Line: Hey big guy, is that an epi-pen in
your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, are you an anesthesiologist? 'Cause
I felt no pain when you walked by.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you can't spell VIRUS without
U and I.
McCoy Pick Up Line: Nancy, they don't call me Bones
because I'm a doctor.
Chat Up Line: Sit back and relax 'cause I fix broken hearts.
Pick Up Line: Let's exchange genetic infomation!
Pick Up Line: Can I take your temperature? Because you're
looking hot today!
Sick Hookup Line: Hey girl, playing Doctor is for
kids. Let's go back to my place and play Gynecologist.
Why did the near-sighted woman marry her optometrist?
A. It was an eye-deal relationship!
Surgeon Pick Up Line: Hey babe, just sit back and relax.
I know how to fix a broken heart.
Pick Up Line: Do you have Life Alert? 'Cause I've fallen
for you and I can't get up!
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, not to boast, but paramedics know
five different ways to pick you up.
Come-On: Am I attracted to you, or is it just volatile blood
Pick Up Line: Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause you're having
an effect on my whole body.
for something to tickle her funny bone? Just make a couple
of hum-iris witticisms!
Pick Up Line: You must be my coronary artery because you're
wrapped around my heart.
Pick Up Line: Hey there, I really do know how to shock the
socks off you.
Driver Come-On: Hey bae, I am an expert in mouth to mouth.
Pick Up Line: Hey, I'm familiar with both latex and restraints.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I'm not an organ donor, but I'd
gladly give you my heart.
Virus Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
if COVID19 doesn't take you out, can I?
Pick Up Line: Are you COPD? Because you take my breath away.
Up a Doctor Line: Hey dude, are you an allergist? 'Cause
you take my breath away.
Come-On: Hey hottie, you breathe oxygen and so do I! Looks
like we already have something in common.
Pick Up Line: You get my heart racing like an epinehrine
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, do you need a love doctor? 'Cause
I have a medicated degree.
Hookup Line: You are obviously suffering a lack of vitamin
Pick-Up Line: Hello there. You can't spell quarantine
without U R A Q T.
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, I can feel every pulse in your
Up a Nurse Line: Just listen to your heart, and be my date
Student Come-On: Wanna go study my anatomy?
Day Pick Up Line in the Bone Lab: Hey Bae, I want tibia
Hookup Line: Someday I hope to be your emergency contact.
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, are you a genetic love
mutation? 'Cause now my DNA no longer has A, T, G, C –
it only has U, U, U, and U.
Pick Up Line: Girl, are you an appendix? 'Cause
I have a gut feeling I should take you out.
you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade? She
gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy
– and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I have my own mult-positional bed
Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you a cardiologist? 'Cause
I want to surrender my heart to you.
Student Hookup Line: Hi, let's go back to my pad to study
some anatomy in depth.
Surgeon Hookup Line: Hey girl, if I synapse with you, we'll
store some memories.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on
A. Let's Connect!
Clinic Pick Up Line: Babe, you seem to induce REM sleep
in me, 'cause you're the only thing I dream about.
Come-On: Hey babe, either I have vertigo, or you just rocked
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause you take
my pain away.
psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have
a magnetic personality.
Doctor Jokes | Dentist
Puns | Sick Medical Humor | Eye
Doctor Jokes | Psychiatrist Jokes
Q. What did the optometrist say when he proposed to his
A. Eye Love You!
What is an eye doctor's favorite pick-up line?
A. Does your left eye hurt? 'Cause you're lookin' alright!
Funny Pick Up Line: Hey
girl, something must be wrong with my eyes 'cause I just
can't take them off you.
Tech Chat Up Line: Hey babe, are you a C-reactive protein?
'Cause you have a-cute phase.
Pick Up Line: Hey bae, my heart beats for you and that is
why my ECG has a U wave.
Pick Up Line: Girl, do you need a band-aid? 'Cause falling
from heaven must hurt!
Virus Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
if you meed toilet paper, I am your Prince Charmin.
Sick Pick Up Line: Hey girl, my love for you burns hotter
than my urinary tract infection.
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, no wonder the sky is gray today.
All the blue is in your eyes.
Pick Up Line: You look so sweet that you're giving me a
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, you raise my dopamine levels!
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you a medical professional? 'Cause
you just cured my ED.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
you're like my false teeth. I can't smile without you!
Pick-Up an Optician Line: Dude, after a closer look, eye
like you even less.
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you're so hot that my glasses fogged
Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, is that hand sanitizer in your
pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
you hear about the dentist and manicurist couple who broke
up? They fought tooth and nail.
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, do you have an Ace bandage? 'Cause
when you walked by, I got weak in the knees.
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went
nuts when you walked by.
Doctor Pick Up Line: Hey girl, eye see you in my
Up Line Tip of the Day: Always consult sick come-on jokes
for some healthy laughs!
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Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Science Fiction Pick Ups | Scientist
Flirt Ups | Sick Come Ons |
Sports Lines | Travel
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes, Engaging Wedding Humor
| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes, Dateless Puns |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Lady
Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |
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Doctor Puns | Fitness Humor | Gym
Jokes | Hipster Humor | Medical
| Old Never Die Jokes | Religion
Jokes | Sci-Fi Jokes | Shrink
Puns | Urine Jokes | Weed
Jokes | Zombie Jokes |
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