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Police
Pick-Up Lines, Cop Come Ons, Chat-Up Lines
Pick
up on police pull-over lines, cop chat-ups, flirtation citations, and
police come-on jokes.
Hot Cop Humor, Police Pick Ups, Undercover Jokes
(Because Legal Laughs and Cop
Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When a Cop
is Patrolling for
a Date!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Peril! Horny cop humor, barely legal
come-ons, and cops on the make ahead.
| Illegal Police Pick-Up Lines
| 2 | Police
Jokes | Arresting Puns | Gun
Jokes | Judge Jokes |
| Detective Jokes | Traffic
Cop Jokes | Cop Cuisine | Robber
Jokes | Jail Jokes and Prison Puns
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| Barely Legal Jokes and Criminal Puns
| Lawyer Jokes | Explosive
Bomb Jokes | Killer Humor |
| Corny Hookups | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Actor
Lines |
Police
Pick Up Line: Is your name LAW? 'Cause I'd like
to lay you down.
Police
Chat Up Line: You're so fine that I forgot my pick-up
line.
Police
Hookup Line: Let's go to my place for some under cover
work.
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Police
Chat Up Line: Please step out of the vehicle and walk a
straight line into my life.
Undercover
Cop Come-On: Hey Babe, you look cold. Wanna share my blanket?
Criminal
Hookup Line: Let's commit the perfect crime. You steal my
heart, and I'll steal yours.
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Police
Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, wanna play good cop, bad cop?
Police
Chat Up Line: Anything you say can and will be used against
you, so just say my name.
Criminal
Come-On Line: You're just as beautiful as your mugshot photo.
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Police
Pick Up Line: I'm writing you a ticket 'cause you have fine
written all over you.
Police
Pick Up Line: If being fine was a felony, you'd be on death
row.
Criminal
Chat Up Line: Is your father a drug dealer? 'Cause you sure
are dope.
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Police
Hookup Line: Let's go back to my place for some further
undercover work.
Police
Pick Up Line: Don't you just love a man in uniform?
Criminal
Chat Up Line: Babe, I was arrested the other night, for
having two guns and a six pack.
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Cop
Come-On: Can I see your license? 'Cause I didn't know angels
could fly.
Police
Chat Up Line: Officer, is there an airport nearby, or is
that my heart taking off?
Police
Pick Up Line: Officer, I must be a snowflake 'cause I've
fallen for you.
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Policewoman
Pick Up Line: Are you carrying a concealed weapon, or are
you just happy to see me?
Police
Pick Up Line: Drop 'em!
Police
Come-On Line: What do you do with those handcuffs after
hours?
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Police
Hookup Line: My cuffs or your cuffs tonight?
Police
Pick Up Line: You, me, handcuffs, whipped cream. You interested?
Police
Chat Up Line: Cops do it with handcuffs.
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Police
Chat Up Line: Cops do it by the book.
Criminal
Come-On: Hey Police Woman, make me an offer I can't refuse.
Police
Hookup Line: I'd love you to frisk me and then shake me
down.
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Police
Chat Up Line: Babe, you're just like my donut, half sweet
and half nuts.
Police
Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, did you know you are on my Most
Wanted List?
Q.
Why does the legal society prohibit lawyers from sleeping
with their clients?
A. To
prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially
the same service.
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Police
Hookup Line: I'm not here to bust you, but I am after your
bust.
Criminal
Come-On Line: I'm a thief, so I'm here to steal your heart.
Law
Enforcement Point to Ponder: Is a policeman's favorite tool
his night stick?
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Police
Chat Up Line: I hear cops like a big bust.
Police
Pick Up Line: Girl, if you cock my revolver, it's likely
to go off.
Q.
Why are undercover male cops more sexy than female cops?
A. Because
you can't be sexy without the XY.
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Illegal Police Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Police
Jokes | Arresting Puns | Gun
Jokes | Judge Jokes |
| Detective Jokes | Traffic
Cop Jokes | Cop Cuisine | Robber
Jokes | Jail Jokes and Prison Puns
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| Barely Legal Jokes and Criminal Puns
| Lawyer Jokes | Explosive
Bomb Jokes | Killer Humor |
| Corny Hookup Lines | Actor
Lines | Animal Pick Ups |
Arty Hipster Hookups | Banker
Chat Ups |
| Bar Come Ons | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | Chef Chat Ups
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Come-Ons |
| Gnome Pick Ups | Gym
Hookups | Locksmith Openers
| Music Pick Up Lines | Pirate
Hookups |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Flirts | Winter
Pick Ups | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes and Hookup Humor |
Steady Relationship Jokes |
Lover Jokes and Love Puns
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