none, this Painful animal Pun is one very
stinky skunk joke. Guilty as charged.
Why are skunks so clever?
A. Because they have natural in-stinks!
Why didn't the skunk call home?
A. His phone was out of odor!
How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A. A phew!
What do you get if you cross a Star Wasr bot and a skunk?
How much money does a skunk need?
A. Just one scent.
What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
Which kind of books do sleuth owls enjoy?
What do you call a baby owl swimming?
A. A Moist-owlette.
What do you call owls that only hunt at night?
A. Bedtime preyers.
What is the most common type of urban owl violence?
A. Drive by hooting.
Hookup Line: Hey baby,
I've been thinking about you – owl night long...
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A. A zebra.
What did the blonde name her zebra?
Animal Pick-Up Line:
Hey baby, do those stripes go all the way down?
What do you call a male zebra?
What is a zebra?
A. A horse behind bars.
Broncos football fans really do know what zebras