Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.

Q. What did Homer Simpson say when he took a wrong turn and drove into a Bambi movie?
A. DOH!

Q. What kind of jokes do bucks tell at stag parties?
A. Fawn-y puns.

Q. How did the doe audience describe the buck comedian's deer jokes?
A. Stag-nant.

Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.

Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.

Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.

Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.

Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.

Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.

Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.

Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.

Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.

Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.

Q. What's the specialty of the deer bakery?
A. Doe nuts.

Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.

Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.

Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!

Q. What do bucks snack on at stag paties?
A. Doe-eat-o chips.

Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.

Q. What kind of a hat does a dapper buck wear on his head?
A. A deer-by.

Q. Who offers the best advice for does and bucks?
A. Deer Abbey.

Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.

Q. What do you call two female deers south of the border?
A. Dos.

Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.

Q. Which luxury vehicle does a big horny deer drive?
A. A Moose-erati.

Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a snake?
A. A moo-ssss.

Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.

Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.

Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.

Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an ant?
A. A stag 'n ant punch line.

Q. Which skin disorder was the buck diagnosed with?
A. Deer-matitis.

Q. What do you get when you cross a moose and a kitty cat?
A. Really loud mews.

Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!

Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting.

Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.

Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.

Q. What do deers use to pay for things?
A. Dough, not doe! 'Cause they're not cannibals.

Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs...

Q. What do you call rugged, long-lasting items made out of buck skin?
A. Deer-able goods.

Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.

Q. What do you call doe panties?
A. Un-deer-wear.

Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...

Q. How did the doe break up with the old stag?
A. She sent him a Deer John letter.

Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible.

Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.

Doe Um Pick-Up Line: Hello, Deer! That's quite a rack you got there.

Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.

Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.

Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.

Q. Where did the big Canadian deer hide out?
A. In an elk cove.

Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.

Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.

Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.

Q. How does the old buck feel about his childhood?
A. He rembers it fawn-ed-ly.

Q. Who is the ruler of the deer kingdom?
A. The reign deer.

Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.

Q. What is every horny buck's favorite song lyric?
A. DO, a deer, a female deer.

Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.

Q. Which kind of Cervidae is all wet?
A. The rain deer.

Q. What do they say to the naught fawn south of the border?
A. Bamb, No!

Q. Which stinging insect has a fondness for the near and deer?
A. The Bam Bee.

Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.

Q. How do little fawns begin their bedtime prayers?
A. They say, "Deer God."

Q. How do bucks and does describe an extremely urgent situation?
A. A deer emergency.

Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!

Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.

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