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Q. What is a mosquito's favorite sport? A. Skin Diving!
Q. What do you call a wasp? A. A Wanna-Bee!
Q. How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? A. You get a buzzy signal!
Q. What do you call a fly with no wigs? A. A walk!


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Jump on down for hopped up grasshopper puns, biting bedbug humor, and timely tick jokes.

Insect Jokes, Firefly Puns, Grasshopper Humor
(Because Glowing Lightning Bug Jokes and Moth Flame Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream At a Cricket Match!)
Warning: Proceed with Due Caution! Beetle jokes, flying pest humor, pop fly LOLs and bumbled bee puns ahead.
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Q. What type of bugs live in clocks? A. Ticks!
Q. What did one firefly say to another? A. You glow, girl!
Q. What's green, sooty, and whistles when it  rubs its legs? A. Chimney Cricket!

Q. Which kind of annoying bug lives on the moon?
A. A Luna Tick.

Customer: What is this bug doing in my alphabet soup?
Waiter: Learning to read?

Q. What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
A. An insect that can navigate inside a dark closet.

Q. What do fireflies eat?
A. Light snacks.

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead cricket in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir. Our soup is really hot.

Q. which kind of insect thrives on the banks of gullies and small river tributaries?
A. The Creekette.

Q. What did the bee say when she returned to the hive? a. Honey, I'm Home!
Q. Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket? A. because grasshoppers can play cricket, but crickets can't play grasshopper!
Two bedbugs met in a mattress. They got married in the spring!

Q. What do beekeepers call a bee on a doorbell?
A. A real hum dinger.

Q. Which kind of music does the hive's queen like to dance to?
A. Bee bop.

Q. Why don't grasshoppers attend many soccer games?
A. They prefer cricket matches!

Q. Why don't they play cricket in China?
A. 'Cause somebody would eat the bat.

Q. What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
A. Skin Diving.

Q. How did Samuel Gertler come up with the idea for his mosquito repellant patten in 1946?
A. He started from scratch.

Q. What is green and can jump a mile a minute? A. A grasshopper with hiccups!
Q. What did one flea say to the other? A. Should we walk, or take the dog?
Q. which insect has innate baseball skills? A. The Pop Fly!

Flying Insect Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.

Q. What did the spider say to the ghost?
A. Please stop scaring all the bugs away!

Q. How do fleas travel?
A. They itch hike!

Q. Why did the exterminator decide to quit his job?
A. The pay was really lousy.

Six-Legged Pick-Up Line: Hey girly, how many eyes does this fly have? It doesn't matter, because all of them are on you, you, you baby.

Q. What is a horsefly's favorite dance step?
A. The Jitterbug.

Q. What do you call a bug that can't eat too much sugar? A. A Diabeetle.
Q. What do moths study at night school? A. Mothematics.
Q. What car model do small bugs prefer? a. VW Beetle.

Q. How does a dung beetle make his house smell better?
A. With aromatic Poop-ourri!

Pesky Six-Legged Point to Ponder: Do beetle puns really bug you?

Q. What is the scariest Japanese insect of all time?
A. Mothra.

Q. Which holiday is a butterfly's favorite?
A. Moth-ers Day.

Q. Which early boy band played for King Tut?
A. The Scarab Beatles.

Q. What ?do you call a gossipy insect that can't keep a secret
A. A Bee Tell.

Q. what is a grasshopper? A. a garden bug with a pogo stick!
Sleepy dog with bugs says: The Sunday feeling is so flea-ting!
Q. What do you call an Hungarian exterminator? a. Boot-A-Pest.

Q. What kind of insect jumps over cups?
A. The Glass-Hopper.

Pesky Point to Ponder: If masses of bees, hornets, and gnats appear all over the world, is that called global swarming?

Q. What do lice, ticks and fleas use when they travel?
A. Flea bags.

Q. What route do fleas and ticks take when they travel from dog to dog?
A. The flea-way.

Customer: There's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Couldn't be, sir. The chef used them all in the raisin bread.

Q. What did the cobbler say to the annoying insect?
A. Shoe fly!

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