Q. Which kind of annoying bug lives on the moon?
A. A Luna Tick.

Customer: What is this bug doing in my alphabet soup?
Waiter: Learning to read?

Q. What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
A. An insect that can navigate inside a dark closet.

Q. What do fireflies eat?
A. Light snacks.

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead cricket in my soup.
Waiter: Yes, sir. Our soup is really hot.

Q. which kind of insect thrives on the banks of gullies and small river tributaries?
A. The Creekette.

Q. What do beekeepers call a bee on a doorbell?
A. A real hum dinger.

Q. Which kind of music does the hive's queen like to dance to?
A. Bee bop.

Q. Why don't grasshoppers attend many soccer games?
A. They prefer cricket matches!

Q. Why don't they play cricket in China?
A. 'Cause somebody would eat the bat.

Q. What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
A. Skin Diving.

Q. How did Samuel Gertler come up with the idea for his mosquito repellant patten in 1946?
A. He started from scratch.

Flying Insect Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.

Q. What did the spider say to the ghost?
A. Please stop scaring all the bugs away!

Q. How do fleas travel?
A. They itch hike!

Q. Why did the exterminator decide to quit his job?
A. The pay was really lousy.

Six-Legged Pick-Up Line: Hey girly, how many eyes does this fly have? It doesn't matter, because all of them are on you, you, you baby.

Q. What is a horsefly's favorite dance step?
A. The Jitterbug.

Q. How does a dung beetle make his house smell better?
A. With aromatic Poop-ourri!

Pesky Six-Legged Point to Ponder: Do beetle puns really bug you?

Q. What is the scariest Japanese insect of all time?
A. Mothra.

Q. Which holiday is a butterfly's favorite?
A. Moth-ers Day.

Q. Which early boy band played for King Tut?
A. The Scarab Beatles.

Q. What ?do you call a gossipy insect that can't keep a secret
A. A Bee Tell.

Q. What kind of insect jumps over cups?
A. The Glass-Hopper.

Pesky Point to Ponder: If masses of bees, hornets, and gnats appear all over the world, is that called global swarming?

Q. What do lice, ticks and fleas use when they travel?
A. Flea bags.

Q. What route do fleas and ticks take when they travel from dog to dog?
A. The flea-way.

Customer: There's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Couldn't be, sir. The chef used them all in the raisin bread.

Q. What did the cobbler say to the annoying insect?
A. Shoe fly!

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