What did the stoner monkey say to the banana?
A. I find you a-peeling!
Pick-Up Line: Hey Kong,
is that a 9-inch blunt in your pocket, or are you just happy
to see me?
What do circus monkeys call a mysterious man who's a marijuana
A. A Dab-bler.
What do circus monkeys call a tight rope performer on marijuana?
A. A high wired walker.
Why did the blonde break up with her big ape stoner boyfriend?
A. Because he could eat alphabet soup and crap out smarter
stuff than she could.
Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings in Colorado?
A. 'Cause squatches like the high country view.
Stoner Monkey 420 Quip: Somewhere out there, there is a
tree, timelessly producing oxygen and THC so you can breathe.
420 Quip by a Stoner Monkey: Occasionally, I smoke marijuana
every single day. Time travel is what it is.
420-ism To Monkey Around With: I used to smoke weed. I still
do, but I used to. Don't you just hate time paradoxes?
Dumb Ape Pick-Up Line: High,
wanna come along and smoke my bong?
What is the universal emoticom of potheads everywhere?
A. The smiley face!