What is Baked, Blazed, and Bouldered?
A. Rocky Mountain High, Colorado!
What do you call a mellow Denver Post article about stoners?
A. A puff piece.
Denver Factoid: If Frank Azar (suer supreme) can't help
you if you were wrongfully hit by the cannabis bus, it's
likely Mike Sawaya can.
Cannabis-ism Recently Heard on Denver's 16th Street Mall:
All we are saying is, give pot a chance.
What do Coloradans for Cannabis call it when the
Denver and Boulder chapters get together once a year?
A. The Super Bowl.
Why did the LoDo hipster add laxatives and cannabis oil
to his coffee?
A. Just for some shits and grins.
What do Denverites call poetry by a pigeons hanging around
a marijuana grow house?
A. High Coo!
What happened to the food critic who reviewed the new Colorado
Cannabis Cafe in Denver?
A. He got a pot belly.
What is a treefer and is that better than a two-fer?
A. Both are Downtown Denver happy hour goodies, and you
be the judge...
What is the name of the greenest pot shop in the Denver
A. The Releaf Center.
High Pick-Up Line: Wow,
your eyes are as green as Denver, Colorado!
Boulder Bull Sh*t: Mork and Mindy were both from
Ork (A.K.A. Boulder).
Why does Denver have such a wide demographic range of ages
that consume legal marijuana?
A. I25 and I70.
the way, I25 through Denver has always been called
The Valley Highway! So, DON'T MOVE HERE NOW
and legislate to RENAME IT, dickweeds!)
David Banner gets mad, he turns into Denver,
Colorado. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns
green, Colorado style, is how The Hulk mellows back into
Cannabis Trivia: Frozen Dead Guy Day is an actual holiday
and festival in Nederland, CO – thanks to the discovery
of frozen dead guy, Bredo Morstoel in 1994. Nederland is
in Boulder County. Figures.
Why is the new Denver Weed and Vodka pub doing so well?
A. Because everyone who visits there is in high spirits.
How do stoner rainbow trout in Denver party?
A. They participate in a seaweed pride parade on 13th Street.
High 420-ism: Hey Denver, Just Doob It!
Why don't folks in Denver, Colorado have to get high even
though they legally can?
A. Because they're already a mile high!