What is a gasper?
A. Dude, if you can't even remember bad schwag, you must
be from Colorado!
Colorado Pick-Up Line: Whoa,
are you a joint? 'Cause you're smokin'!
What are Colorado's fave cannabis songs?
A. You Don't Know How It Feels and Last Dance
with Mary Jane by Tom Petty. (R.I.P. Buddy.)
Colorado Hit: Dude, this song smells like Redrocks
Why did cannabis go mainstream in Colorado?
A. There were a lot of potent arguments in its favor.
What do stoners always take along on Colorado house hunting
A. High-powered finances.
How can you tell your Colorado gardener knows how to take
care of a serious weed problem?
A. He's brought along his own weed wacker.
How does the Colorado state treasurer classify the legalized
marijuana business model?
A. As a Budding Industry.
Do old geologists in Colorado ever die?
A. No, they just get stoned.
Colorado Pick-Up Line: Hey,
you're so HOT that you just lit my blunt.
Why do stoner Coloradans stay high?
A. 'Cause they like the view up there.
What do stoners always take along when hunting for clarity
A. Deep thoughts and High-powered contact lenses.
Which seasonal treat is the best seller at the Colorado
cannabis edibles shop?
A. Pumpkin pot pie.
What does a Colorado light bulb calla miller moth on marijuana?
A. Buzzed and annoying as splat.
Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave
him the munchies.
What's the best way to teach a Colorado dog to roll over
and play dead?
A. Bluntly, make him watch a few more Broncos games.
Why are cold coffee and smokin' marijuana such a popular
wake up and bake up ritual in Colorado?
A. 'Cause that's the reason ice mocha lot of weed.
Why is the new Colorado Weed and Whiskey pub doing so well?
A. Because everyone who visits there is in high spirits.
What is a Colorado weirdo pothead's favorite tune?
A. Okay Computer, play any Creep song
What do medical marijuana dispensaries in Colorado jokingly
say THC stands for?
A. The Healing Center.
What do the Feds say about legal marijuana commerce in Colorado?
A. It's a joint movement.
How did the old Colorado cannabis grower die?
A. He got weeded out.
What do stoners always take along on Colorado river Rainbow
Trout fishing trips?
A. High-powered lures.
How did the woman become the CEO of the big Colorado cannabis
A. She broke through the grass ceiling.
Which of Santa's reindeer is a Colorado pot head's favorite?
What do stoners always take along on Colorado hunting trips?
A. High-powered rifles.
potheads never die, they just get wasted.
Why don't Coloradans torch ditch weed?
A. Oh come on Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!
When Colorado Santa's not wearing red, what is his favorite
A. Ganja Green.
Why don't Colorado mountain town stoners ever get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road.
420 Point to Ponder: All you need is 4 blunts for 20 Coloradans.
What do stoners always take along on scenic Colorado sight
A. An High-powered desire for purple mountain's
Stoner Skier Pick-Up Line:
Hey, girl. Wanna get up-lifted?
What is a Colorado Sublime fan's favorite song?
A. Smoke Two Joints.
Why don't old hippies ever die?
A. Because they just go to pot.
What do Colorado stoners always take along on job hunting
A. High-powered resumes.
What is the Colorado code phrase for stepping out to fire
up a blunt before the rest of the family arrives for Thanksgiving
A. Let's get basted!
Which SUV model did most Colorado stoners drive before marijuana
was legalized in the state?
Deep Point to Ponder: Dinosaur bones were recently unearthed
in Highlands Ranch. Scientists at Denver Museum of Nature
and Science say the bones are that of a horned dinosaur
and a herbivore. So, does that mean Colorado has
been green for more than 65,000,000 years?
Colorado horticulturists never die because they just go