| Q.
Which day of the week are the most creepers active at social
media websites?
A. LurksDay.
Q.
What is the fastest network in the Alpha Quandrant?
A. The Romu-LAN.
Q.
How is the Internet like being a parent?
A. Your mistakes are visible forever.
Q.
What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?
A. A URLologist.
Q.
Why doesn't NASCAR have an Internet Explorer car?
A. 'Cause it would keep crashing.
Q.
How do old hackers die?
A. They just go to bits, we hope!
Q.
How is common sense like dial-up Internet service?
A. Neither is used in today's world!
Q.
What do Web meme artists become at Christmas time?
A. GIF givers.
Q.
Which streaming service features videos that explain how
to troubleshoot web problems?
A. Netfix.
Q.
How does corn log-on to the Internet?
A. It uses the cob web. |
Q.
Which website is the favorite for moai on Easter Island?
A. Facebook!
Q.
How else is the Internet like a racecar crash?
A. There are spoilers everywhere.
Q.
What do you call the slow Internet service on an ocean cruise?
A. Laten-sea.
Q.
Why can't computers play tennis?
A. Because they always surf the net.
Q.
How did a spider destroy the Web?
A. It gave it a bug!
Did
you hear about the new computer virus that only preys on
childrens' computers? Yes, it a true pdf-file.
Q.
How did the old hacker die?
A. He caught a virus while on a phishing trip. Nobody went
to his funeral.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a vampire and aggressive Internet
advertising?
A. A blood thirsty hacker.
Q.
What do a bakery and a web browser have in common?
A. Both have both have cookies.
Q.
Where is the best place to find info about African animal?
A. Safari.
Q.
Which web site is Tom Turkey's favorite?
A. Google, Google, Google!
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Q.
How does a plumber get logged into his laptop while out
on a job?
A. He just taps in his password.
Q.
What did the locksmith ask the SEO specialist to do?
A. Be sure that his website contains plenty of keywords.
An
SEO expert walks, moseys, rambles, strides, steps, rides,
runs, trots, into a bar...
An
SEO expert walks into a bar, pub, saloon, barroom, tavern,
sports bar, drinking establishment...
An
SEO expert walks into a bar for a quick drink, sip,
ale, pint, cocktail, brew, refreshment, beverage, shot,
gulp...
An
SEO expert walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a
quick shot of whiskey, bourbon, Jack Daniels, Jim Beam,
Seagrams 7, Jameson... Yeah, he walked out drunk,
blitzed, blasted, tipsy, intoxicated, inebriated, zoned,
sloshed...
Q.
How did the old hacker die?
A. In a phishing accident.
Q.
Why was the contributor blocked from the online fashion
forum?
A. 'Cause nobody liked his threads.
Q.
Why are dyslexic people in China no longer allowed
to use the Internet?
A. 'Cause they get a virus every time they open a bat.
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