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Q. How many anglers does it take to hange a light bulb? A. One big one. You should've seen the light bulb? It must have been this big!
Q. How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to change it, and another to change it back again!
Q. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Lots, becuase many Hans makes light work!

 


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Q. How many cheating husbands does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. None. Cheating husbands screw in motels!Q. How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is!Q. How many pothead does it take to change a light bulb? A. Screw it, we've got lighters!

Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. How many do YOU think it takes?

Q. How many sex therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw it in, and the other to tell him he's screwing the wrong way

Q. How many academics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. That's what research students are for.

Q. Why did the real man sit in the dark?
A. He couldn't find the new light bulb and was too embarassed to ask for directions.

Q. How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One-third less than for regular bulb!

Q. How many suburbanites does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it has to look just like every other house on the block.

How many Alderaanians does it take a light bulb? A. None. They were all destroyed by the Deathstar!Q. How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Don't ask me now, Mercury is in retrograde!Whovians don't change light bulbs! They wait for the bulb to regnerate!

Q. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but he has to be nagged for two weeks before it actually happens.

Q. How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They don't make Pampers that small.

Q. How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Astrologers prefer the dark.

Q. How many radio astrologers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They aren't interested in that short-wave stuff.

Q. How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Vampires prefer the darkness.

Q. How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Men don't screw in light bulbs; they think they can turn them on by rubbing up against them.

Q. How many Marxisits does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution!Q. How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? A Five. One to change it and four to write songs about how much better the old bulb was!Happy Watts-Day!

Q. How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it takes at least 30 years to realize the old one has burned out.

Q. How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to change a light bulb?
A. About 10,000 to give the bulb a Cultural Revolution.

Q. How many rock stars does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 20. One to change the bulb, two to hold the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.

Q. How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to change the bulb, and another to kick the switch.

Q. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. That's a hardware issue.

Q. How many IT support people does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We have an exact copy of the bulb here and it's working fine. Can you please tell me which system you're using? Oh, have you tried the ON/OFF switch?

Q. How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Ten. One to install it and nine to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years!Q. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to medicare!Q. How many concertmasters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Just one, but it takes four movements!

Q. How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Survivors of nuclear war glow in the dark.

Q. How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two, because one always leaves in the middle of the project.

Q. How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it will take at least six visits.

Q. How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Let her do the dishes in the dark.

Q. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but she'll tell you your disbelief is why she didn't already know it would go out.

Q. How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everybody else to become light bulbs.

Q. How many orgy atendees does it take to change a light bulb?
A. As many as possible, and don't ask what they do with the old bulb.

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