Q.
How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it takes at least 30 years to realize the old
one has burned out.
Q.
How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. About 10,000 to give the bulb a Cultural Revolution.
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Q.
How many rock stars does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 20. One to change the bulb, two to hold the ladder, and
seventeen on the guest list.
Q.
How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to change the bulb, and another to kick the
switch.
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Q.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. None. That's a hardware issue.
Q.
How many IT support people does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. We have an exact copy of the bulb here and it's working
fine. Can you please tell me which system you're using?
Oh, have you tried the ON/OFF switch? |