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Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A. How many can you afford?
Q. How many necrophiliacs does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs!
Q. How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is!

 


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Cast some light on shining humor, illuminating puns, and funny Change a Light Bulb jokes.

Shining Puns, Lightbulb Jokes, Delightful Humor
('Cause Light Bulb Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're in the Dark Because You Don't Have a New Bulb!)
Warning: Change with Caution! Delightful jokes, glowing humor, lumen laughs and glitzy puns ahead.
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Q. What do Klingons do with the Klingon who replaced a light bulb? A. Execute him for cowardice!Q. How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb? A. All of them!Q. How  many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A. I'll have an estimate for you a week from Friday!

Q. Why did the Klingon change the light bulb?
A. Ka'plah getting the answer...

Q. How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Zen masters don't need to screw in light bulbs because the light is always with them.

Q. How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q. How many anarchists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Anarchists like the disorder.

Q. How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it will take at least five years to do it.

Q. What did the candle say to the book of matches?
A. You make me light up!

Q. How man Germans does it take to change a light bulb? A. One. Germans are efficient and not very funny!Q. How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Does it have to be a light bulb?Q. How many real men does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark!

Q. How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ve are asking ze qvestions here!

Q. How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?
A. That depends on the speed of change and the mass of the bulb...

Q. How many art museum visitors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to change the bulb, and one to say, "My five-year-old could have done that."

Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Tree.

Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The sockets go with the house.

Q. How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. You got a problem with that, bub?

Q. How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? A. SEX!Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? A. It's a very obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it!Q. What do you get if you cross a thought with a light bulb? A. A bright idea!

Q. How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but he'll also want to do something about that nose.

Q. How many light bulb joke writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one who knows watt produces brilliant punch lines and glowing laughs.

Q. How many singer-songwriters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. They hold the bulb and hipster folkers revolve around them.

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it's really cramped.

Q. How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. They do not change bulbs; they search for the root of the cause of why the bulb went out.

Q. How many Chinese workers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Hundreds, because Confucius said, "Many hands make light work."

Q. How many Broncos fans does it take to change a light bulb? A. Non. Lava lamps don't burn out, man!Q. How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? A. Screw it! We've got lighters!Q. How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb? A. The light is fine as it is!

Q. How many assistant coaches does it take to change a light bulb at a football game?
A. Three. One to change it, and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the head coach to congratulate him on a successful screwing.

Q. How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They just talk about making it happen next season.

Q. How many recovering addicts does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it takes twelve steps...

Q. How many Stoneronians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 404 (not found)!

Q. How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Oh wow! Is it dark, man?

Q. How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Capricorns don't buy light bulbs unless they're a legitimate business expense.

Q. How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Why should I bother? It's just going to burn out again, anyway...

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