Lovers Pun of the Day: Seven days without wine makes one
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
A. The Reds!
will drink milk when cows eat grapes.
– Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.
Point to Ponder: It's funny how breaking a wine glass gives
you good luck, breaking a mirror gives you seven years of
bad luck, and breaking a condom gives you...
Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
Wow! And I thought my wine had nice legs!
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You can order blood wine in Klingon, Ferengi, Klingon
can't wait for the day when I can drink wine with my kids
instead of because of them!
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
A. Through the grapevine.
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
A. I am drinking wine and feline fine!
How did the vineyard launch the new champagne making business?
A. They crashed a small boat into it.
Tip of the Day: For best results, only consume wine on days
that end with the letter Y.
How can you tell if a Klingon warrior has true honor?
A. After the blood wine is rolled out, he's always the designated
box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have
is the most civilized thing in the world.
– Ernest Hemingway.
Trivia: A meal without wine is called breakfast.
doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat
more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's
insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's
called a High Fluten Diet."
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French
A. Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
Class? Whoa, I thought you said pour a glass.