What happened when the best tailor in town passed away?
A. He was given a fitting eulogy.
What do you call it when two tailors have a fist fight?
A. A serious altercation!
What happened after one office worker began wearing professional
business attire to work?
A. Everybody else followed suit.
Who should you hire if you need some clothing altered?
A. Anita Tailor.
What did the tailor say after his client fired him?
A. Okay, suit yourself.
Why didn't the guy recommend his tailor?
A. Because he didn't suit him well.
What's the best pattern for a banker's neck tie?
Salesman Wisdom: Never tell a woman she can't purse-shoe
Why did the blonde like the clothing boutique right below
A. 'Cause it was clothes to home. Duh!
Why did the blonde go outdoors with her purse open?
A. Because they predicted change in the weather.
What do you call it when a jeweler has a few too many finger
A. A three-ring surplus!
Do old jewelry designers ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their shine.
Who wrote the snooty fashion article about the nicest clothes?
A. Phan C. Pantz.
investment banker used all of a guy's money to buy a leather
jacket and a motorcycle. When the guy asked for it back,
the banker told him to sit on it. Sounds like he's
running a Fonzi scheme!
Fashion Factoid: The best underwear jokes are brief!
Why don't race horses wear underwear?
A. Because it rides up on them.
What do you call a collection of old underwear?
A. A brief history.
Which type of underwear do Frisbee players wear?
A. Disc Jockeys.
Which type of underwear do vampire actors wear?
A. Movie Shorts.
How can you spot a Redneck Jedi?
A. He's wearing a camouflage print robe.
old shoe designers never die, they just lose their souls.
Why was the psychiatrist so happy to receive a wicker attache?
A. 'Cause he always wanted a basket case.