Cheesy Pick Up Lines.

Funny
gnome pick up lines aimed at SEO? Hell, that doesn't work
because Google already gnew that!

Gnome
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, by the way, my roses aren't the
only thorny thing with a long stem.

Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey shorty, I'll trade you my
melons for your cucumber.

Gnome
Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, those
are quite the melons you have there.

Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name
Lief? 'Cause I'd like to to blow you.

Bubbly
Hookup Line: If I was a soda, I'd Mountain Dew you.

Bar
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, how 'bout I buy you a drink and
we both tell each other lies?

Bar
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, I wish I was a glass of Jack Daniels
so you'd hold me in your hands and nurse me all night long.

If you can't be with the one you love, why not just love
the wine your with?

Pick
Up a Wine Lover Line: Hey girl, how about I serve you a
champagne cocktail in bed tomorrow morning?

Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Cheddar? 'Cause
you are looking extra sharp tonight.

Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey babe,
you cheddar not miss my tasty come on!

Cheesy
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Colby? Orange you the
one for me?

Cheesy
Hookup Line: Hey Brie
you're cheddar off without Jack, so would you be my date
tonight?

Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you don't enjoy cheesy come-ons
about cheese, does that mean you're laugh-tose
intolerant?

Hipster
Hookup Line: Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines
'cause you've never heard of them before.

Tech
Come-On: Hey girl, if you ever need to get rid of a Trojan,
don't hesitate to call me.

Tech
Come-On: Hey girl, if you were part of my domain, we could
share cookies.

Tech
Come-On: Hey babe, there is no part of my body that is micro
or soft.

Some
times cheesy pick up lines take a wrong turn. Well, that's
all she was left with.

Hep
Pick Up Line that's ahead of its time: Babe, I ain't no
hipster, but I could make your hips stir...

Gnome
Hookup Line: Wow, there's
a gnome in the road. I think I'll go pick him up.

Gnome
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, life is a garden, so why not just
dig it?

Produce
Guy Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, is that a banana in your
pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Vegetarian
Chef Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a veggie, you'd
be one cute-cumber!

Produce
Guy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a fruit? 'Cause honeydew
look fine!

Bakery
Pick Up Line Hey girl, you put the jam in my jelly roll!

Mathematician
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, what's your sine?

Mathematician
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you the square root of negative
1? 'Cause there is no way you can be real.

Q.
How does a math professor propose to his girlfriend?

A. With a polynomial ring!

My
girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a perfect 10,
but purely imaginary.

Pirate
Hookup Line: Ahoy lass! Wanna get swashbuckled tonight?

Pirate
Pick Up Line: My lady, me ship was sunk before
I laid ayes on ye.

Pirate
Pick Up Line: Me buried treasure lies in this pocket.

Pirate
Come-On: My lady, wood you mind if I drop anchor
in your lagoon?

Pick
Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Sailor! That's quite a cutlass ye
have there!

Luau
Hookup Line: Hey girl, that's one lovely bunch of coconuts.

Dessert
Chef Come-On: Hey sweetie, you're just like my brownies,
half sweet and half nuts.

Sweet
Pick Up Line: Babe, you must be Campbell's Soup, 'cause
you're mm mm good.

Chef
Pick Up Line: Whoa, it looks like heaven must be missing
an ambrosia salad.

Costly
Hookup Line: Can I change your name to Cash? 'Cause
I really wanna put my money where my mouth is.

Banker
Come-On: Are you fiscally irresponsible? 'Cause I'm feeling
inflationary pressure right now.

CPA
Pick Up Line: What are you doing on Saturday night? 'Cause
I'm accounting on taking you out.

Banker
Chat Up Line: Hey Girl, wanna know why they call me Gross
Profit?

Investor
Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, I go long on naked options.

Gnome
Pick Up Line in French: Ooh la la, hey girl Eiffel we luke
so-eau good together.

Travel
Chat Up Line: Hey Cheri, are you from Paris? 'Cause you
are driving me in-Seine.

Traveler
On the Move Line: Hi, are you a Customs agent? 'Cause I
need to declare my love for you.

Travel
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, would you like an Austrailian kiss?
It's like a French kiss, but down under.

Hotel
Pick Up Line: Have you checked in yet? 'Cause I am checking
you out!

Illegal
Law Enforcement Pick Up Line: If being sexy was a crime,
you'd be guilty as charged.

Pick
Up a Policeman Line: What are you doing with your night
stick later tonight?

Police
Chat Up Line: Hey Babe, you're on my most wanted list.

Policeman
Hookup Line: I'm not here to bust you. I'm here for your
bust.

Police
Pick Up Line: Bitch, so you want me to take you for a ride?