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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines, Funny Hookups, Dating LOLs
Pick up on cheesy hit up lines, corny come-on jokes, funny
dates and flirtatious opening lines.
Funny Flirts, Corny Come-Ons, Pitiful Pick Up Lines
(Because Effective Hit
Up Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream While
You're in the Boxing Ring!) |
Warning:
Use a Matchmaker at Your Own Risk! 'Cause you never know
who might light up your life.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Summer Time Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you like hot dogs?
'Cause I'd put my weiner between those buns.
Summer
Happy Hour Come-On: Hey babe, is it hot in here? Or, is
that just you?
Labor
Day Come-On Point to Ponder: Do pick up lines still work
on Labor Day?
Happy
Hour Pick Up Line: Wow babe, you're just like this jalapeno
popper – you just keep getting hotter and hotter!
Vegan
Party Pick Up Line: Hey, I don't always turnip at parties,
but when I do I'm the radish guy there. |
Doctor
Who Pick Up Line: Every time I regenerate, my Tardis gets
bigger!
Doctor
Who Chat Up Line: Even a Cyberman could not delete
you from my heart.
Plumb
Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Can I reverse the polarity of your
neutron flow?
Doctor
Who Pick Up Line: You're so perfect, the Daleks would never
exterminate you.
Doctor
Who Come-On: You've stolen both my hearts.
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Chemistry Come-On: Hey girl, scientists have recently discovered
a new rare element named Beautium, and it's sure
looks like you are made of it.
Science
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you into chemistry? 'Cause I
lab you.
Science
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'm a chemist, so how about you let
me experiment on you?
Chemistry
Lab Pick Up Line: Hey Coatie, I bet you're like
calcium bicarbonate – If I get you wet, the reaction
will be explosive! |
Hellish
Police Chat Up Line: Can I see your license? 'Cause I didn't
know angels could fly.
Pick
Up a Policeman Line: Officer, is there an airport nearby,
or is that my heart taking off?
Police
Pick Up Line: Officer, I must be a snowflake 'cause I've
fallen for you.
Pick
Up a Cop Line: Officer, do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I
scraped my knee falling for you. |
Funny garden gnome pick up line works in Colorado, Washington,
Oregon and Amsterdam.
Stoner
Pick Up Line: Weed be cute together.
Cannabis
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, your smile can get me higher than
blunt chat!
Weed
Pick Up Line: Hey bae, are you my ganja? 'Cause I want to
pack you full.
Mile
High Pick-Me-Up Line: Hey hottie, don't be shy, let's get
high.
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Pick
Up a Locksmith Line: Hey there tiger, wanna come up to my
place and see my key-ty cat?
Locksmith
Hookup Line: Hey there, are you a lock? 'Cause I'd pick
you any day.
Pick
Up a Locksmith Line: Is that a master key in your pocket,
or are you just happy to see me?
Locksmith
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, I may not hold the key to happiness,
but I can unlock the liquor cabinet! |
Tech
Come-On: Hey girl, are you a computer keyboard? 'Cause you
are just my type.
Tech
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you got me stuck on Caps Lock.
Tech
Come-On: Hey girl, just press any key to continue...
Tech
Come-On: Hey babe, do you like it when I touch your PCI
slot? |
Valentine's
Day Hookup Line: The only sweet thing I want this VD Day
is a cutie pie like you.
Valentine's
Day Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you are sweeter than a box of
chocolates and hotter than red heart candies.
Valentine's
Day Come-On: Babe, you are so sweet, you could put Hershey's
out of business.
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Chef
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, now that we've simmered for 20 minutes,
it's time to heat it up to a full rolling boil!
Chef
Hookup Line: Hey hottie, if you were in my pan, I'd deglaze
you.
Chef
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, you remind me of my spice cabinet
because you've got a fine grind goin' on! |
Tuesday
Hookup Line: Hey Bae, let's just blow off Tuesday and go
straight to Hump Day!
ShoesDay
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, please tie your shoes 'cause I don't
want you falling for anybody else!
Tuesday
Pick Up Line: Hey Bae, it's early so there's plenty of time
for a two-fer Tuesday night.
Q.
Why does your dog think Tuesday is fun?
A. Because he thinks you said SmoochDay! |
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey guy, speaking of raised beds...
Gnome
Pick Up Line: Oh hi girl! I just wanted to show this rose
how beautiful you are.
Gnome
On the Midnight Prowl Line: Hey girl, your garden bed, or
mine?
Garden
Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how'd you like to help me
germinate my seed?
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey fella, how big does
your non-GMO zucchini grow?
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Classic
Police Pick Up Line: Cops do it with handcuffs.
Pick
Up a Police Officer Line: Hey good buddy, what do you do
with those handcuffs after hours?
Police
Chat Up Line: Anything you say can and will be used against
you. So, just say my name.
Police
Hookup Line: I'd love you to frisk me and then shake me
down. |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
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still in it to win it, so here's even more matchless
humor,
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Humor | Money Puns | Monster
Jokes | Music Jokes | Pet
Puns | Pirate Puns | Police
Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero
Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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