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Hey Girl, is your gname "Summer?" 'Cause you're so hot!Are you a Cyberman? Because I can't get you out of my mind!Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are a real Cu-Te!

Summer Time Hookup Line: Hey girl, do you like hot dogs? 'Cause I'd put my weiner between those buns.

Summer Happy Hour Come-On: Hey babe, is it hot in here? Or, is that just you?

Labor Day Come-On Point to Ponder: Do pick up lines still work on Labor Day?

Happy Hour Pick Up Line: Wow babe, you're just like this jalapeno popper – you just keep getting hotter and hotter!

Vegan Party Pick Up Line: Hey, I don't always turnip at parties, but when I do I'm the radish guy there.

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Every time I regenerate, my Tardis gets bigger!

Doctor Who Chat Up Line: Even a Cyberman could not delete you from my heart.

Plumb Doctor Who Pick Up Line: Can I reverse the polarity of your neutron flow?

Doctor Who Pick Up Line: You're so perfect, the Daleks would never exterminate you.

Doctor Who Come-On: You've stolen both my hearts.

Chemistry Come-On: Hey girl, scientists have recently discovered a new rare element named Beautium, and it's sure looks like you are made of it.

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you into chemistry? 'Cause I lab you.

Science Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'm a chemist, so how about you let me experiment on you?

Chemistry Lab Pick Up Line: Hey Coatie, I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate – If I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

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Hellish Police Chat Up Line: Can I see your license? 'Cause I didn't know angels could fly.

Pick Up a Policeman Line: Officer, is there an airport nearby, or is that my heart taking off?

Police Pick Up Line: Officer, I must be a snowflake 'cause I've fallen for you.

Pick Up a Cop Line: Officer, do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Funny garden gnome pick up line works in Colorado, Washington, Oregon and Amsterdam.

Stoner Pick Up Line: Weed be cute together.

Cannabis Pick Up Line: Hey baby, your smile can get me higher than blunt chat!

Weed Pick Up Line: Hey bae, are you my ganja? 'Cause I want to pack you full.

Mile High Pick-Me-Up Line: Hey hottie, don't be shy, let's get high.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Hey there tiger, wanna come up to my place and see my key-ty cat?

Locksmith Hookup Line: Hey there, are you a lock? 'Cause I'd pick you any day.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Is that a master key in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Locksmith Chat Up Line: Hey babe, I may not hold the key to happiness, but I can unlock the liquor cabinet!

Are you sitting on the F5 Key? 'Cause your ass is refreshing!Q. What did the paper clip say to the magent on Valentine's Day? A. I find you very attractive!Chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways, but she had a temper that boiled, was half-baked, and was extremely kneady.

Tech Come-On: Hey girl, are you a computer keyboard? 'Cause you are just my type.

Tech Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you got me stuck on Caps Lock.

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Tech Come-On: Hey babe, do you like it when I touch your PCI slot?

Valentine's Day Hookup Line: The only sweet thing I want this VD Day is a cutie pie like you.

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Valentine's Day Come-On: Babe, you are so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

Chef Pick Up Line: Hey babe, now that we've simmered for 20 minutes, it's time to heat it up to a full rolling boil!

Chef Hookup Line: Hey hottie, if you were in my pan, I'd deglaze you.

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Tuesday Hookup Line: Hey Bae, let's just blow off Tuesday and go straight to Hump Day!

ShoesDay Chat Up Line: Hey girl, please tie your shoes 'cause I don't want you falling for anybody else!

Tuesday Pick Up Line: Hey Bae, it's early so there's plenty of time for a two-fer Tuesday night.

Q. Why does your dog think Tuesday is fun?
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Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey guy, speaking of raised beds...

Gnome Pick Up Line: Oh hi girl! I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Gnome On the Midnight Prowl Line: Hey girl, your garden bed, or mine?

Garden Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, how'd you like to help me germinate my seed?

Pick Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey fella, how big does your non-GMO zucchini grow?

Classic Police Pick Up Line: Cops do it with handcuffs.

Pick Up a Police Officer Line: Hey good buddy, what do you do with those handcuffs after hours?

Police Chat Up Line: Anything you say can and will be used against you. So, just say my name.

Police Hookup Line: I'd love you to frisk me and then shake me down.

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