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Pirate Pick-Up Line: That pirate outfit looks hot on you! Wanna search me for buried treasure?Gnomes with Pot Leaves: Do You Live in a Corn Field? 'Cause I'm Stalking YouQ. How does a locksmith give you a compliment? A. You're locking good!

Pirate Pick Up Line: Are you a pirate? 'Cause my treasure map is pointing right toward your booty!

Pirate Come-On: Aye, have ye ever met a man with a real yardaRRRm?

Pirate Hookup Line: My lady, you can unfurl my sail any time!

Pirate Chat Up Line: Aye wench, how'd ye like to readjust me rigging?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! I'd beat your armada any day.

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Lad Ahoy! Come dock in my port!

Colorado Cannabis Come On: Hey, what kind of grinder are you using? 'Cause you are extra fine!

Weed Pick Up Line: Girl, are you double jointed? 'Cause you've got two joints.

Hungry Stoner Pic, Up Line: Hey, If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato. If I was a potato, I'd be a baked potato.

Reefer Madness Come On: Is getting high a joint effort?

Red Hot Hooking Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

High Country Come On: Hey hottie, come on up and suck my bong.

Key Locksmith Come-On: Hey girl, was your daddy a locksmith? 'Cause you've got a really keen figure.

Pick Up a Locksmith Line: Hey there big fella, are you a locksmith? 'Cause you've got me all keyed up.

Locksmith Pick Up Line: Babe, was your daddy a locksmith? 'Cause you hold the key to my heart.

Locksmith Come-On: Hey babe, wanna hookup tonight to tumble and get funky?

Locksmith Hookup Line: Babe, check out my key ring! Wanna see if I have the one to your heart?

Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!Drinking joke: When whiskey met cognoac, it was clear their relationship was on the rocks!Did you return your books late? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you!

Sh*tty Pick Up Line: You're stuck in my head, like mental constipation.

Truly Sick Pick Up Line: Hey girl, my love for you burns hotter than my urinary tract infection.

Sick Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a medical professional? 'Cause you just cured my ED.

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Bar Pick Up Line: Hey girl, all the bottles in this club must be jealous 'cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing here tonight.

Bar Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are the special lady I've been saving this stool for.

Bar Pick Up Line: That double Wild Turkey I just bought you should be enough proof of my feelings for you.

Drunken Chat Up Line: Hey baby, draw me a map on this cocktail napkin, 'cause I just got lost in your eyes.

Smart Chat Up Line: Literate gnome painful puns still aren't too smart, but they are funny. Ouch!

Librarian Pick Up Line: Hey fella, I bet you have quite a nice book worm.

Pick Up a Librarian Line: Hey babe, you're the hottest one I've wanted to check out all month!

Hipster Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's get out of here and go fog up are non-prescription glasses.

Why doesn't anybody get married on WEDnesday?Hey Gnirl, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!Barely legal police pick-up line: I always turn on my siren when I spot a siren!

Wednesday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, today is Hump Day, so why not start it out with a bang?

Witchy Wednesday Come-On: Are you a cat? 'Cause I'm feline a connection with you.

Midweek Come-On: Hi, is your name Camel? 'Cause I'd like to double-hump you.

Watercooler Hookup Line: Wow, is your name Wednesday? 'Cause I'd gladly hump you.

Criminally Funny Come-On: Hey baby, you are just as beautiful as your mugshot photo.

Criminal Hookup Line: Let's commit the perfect crime. You steal my heart, and I'll steal yours.

Criminal Pick Up Line: Hey Police Woman, make me an offer I can't refuse.

Police Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, you're on my most wanted list.

Criminal Chat Up Line: You're just as beautiful as your mugshot photo.

Police Pick Up Line: If being fine was a felony, you'd be on death row.

Criminal Pick Up Line: Is your father a drug dealer? 'Cause you sure are dope.

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Gnirl, did you fall from heaven? Your face is pretty messed up...Q. What did one watermelon say to another on Valentine's Day? A. You're on in a melon!Gnome Buddy, do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

Devilish Chat Up Line Hey sweet baby, heaven must be missing an angel.

Snowy Colorado Come On: Hey girl, I must be on the wrong chair lift. I didn't mean to go straight to heaven with you.

Colorado Skier Pick Up Line: Hey, girl. Wanna get up-lifted?

Snowy Colorado Come On: Hey girl, does this ski lift go to heaven? 'Cause I am snow seeing an angel.

Sugary Valentine's Day Come On: Hey girl, I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolate, but if you're craving something sweet I am here for you.

February 14 Day Hookup Line: Hey bae, the only sweet thing I want on Valentine's Day is you.

Watermelon Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I roll by again?

Bacon Lovers' Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd let you bake my bacon, if you'll let me cook your cookies!

Tasty Chat Up Line: Hey babe, is your name Bacon? 'Cause I'd like to munch on you again tomorrow morning.

Bacon Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are bacon my heart rate rise to a sizzle.

Bacon Lover Hookup Line: Hey girl, with me it's the real thing, so no Fake-Os now or Bac-Os for breakfast.

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