Cheese-Ball Pick Up Lines and Cornball Come-Ons 16

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if he's usy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you!

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I want to grow mold with you, just like blue cheese!

Big Ape Asks: Why do bankers make great lovers? A. They know the penalty for early withdrawal!

Anti Valentine's Day Poem: I'm not yours, you're not mine, so would you be my Anti Valentine?

Valentine's Day Pick Down Line: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be alone than be with you.

Hairy Funny Anti Valentine's Day Thought of the Day: Screw you Cupid, I have cats!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, didn't you date my mold college roommate, Blue?

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you bleu cheese? 'Cause I like the way you are dressing.

Cheesy Love Poem: Edam was is red, French cheese is bleu, do I have parmesan to fondue you?

Banker Pick Up Line: I have an emergency fund, and I want to rescue you tonight!

Banker Pick Up Line: Can I change your name to Cash? 'Cause I'm looking to put my money where my mouth is.

Banker Hookup Line: Hey Ms. Moneybags, let's get out of here and appreciate each other's assets.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, it's too bad I'm nacho date tonight!

Pirate Pick-Up Line: You must be a pirate because you can swash my buckle any day!

Music Pick-Up Line: I don't play guitar, but I'll pluck your G string!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Gnome Buddy gnows that's the worst queso scenario...

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey Colby, let's have a wheel fine time tonight.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Cheddar? 'Cause you are looking extra sharp tonight.

Pick Up a Cheesy Guy Line: Hey cheesemonger, I hear you're grate in bread!

Pirate Come-On: Lassie, not only do I have a ship, but it's a long one.

Pirate Hookup Line: They don't call me Long John Silver because my head is so big.

Pirate Pick Up Line: My lady, ye certainly put the shiver in me timber!

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy Matey! Wanna take a ride in my crow's nest?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Ahoy! Come show me how ye bury that treasure, lad.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like to have you on vinyl.

Quartet Pick Up Line: Hey girl, this cello isn't the only big piece of wood between my legs.

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, does this harmonica make my beard look big?

Musician Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna get into some treble with me tonight?

Hipster Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna come over and listen to NPR?

Q. What did the parietal say to the frontal? A. I lobe you!

Gnirl, you must be a beaver? 'Cause Daaaaaaam!

Q. What did the ocean say to the pirate? A. Nothing. It just waved!

Brain Surgeon Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if I synapse with you, we'll store some memories.

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

Q. What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
A. Let's Connect!

Sleep Clinic Pick Up Line: Babe, you seem to induce REM sleep in me, 'cause you're the only thing I dream about.

Backwoods Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cause I really like your tail.

Forest Ranger Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cause I know where some hard wood is.

Woody Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cause I'd let you dig your teeth into me.

Redneck Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cause I'm all for animal rights.

Pirate Hookup Line: Ahoy! How'd ye like to sink my battleship?

Pirate Chat Up Line: Avast, my lady! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Pirate Pick Up Line: Save a ship. Ride a pirate!

Pirate Chat Up Line: Aye, the skull and crossbones won't be the only thing I'll be raising tonight.

Pirate Pick Up Line: I hope ye like it clean matey, 'cause I'm about to swab your deck!

Hey Gnirl, you should sell hotdogs 'cause you already know how to make a wiener stand!

Q. What did the painter say to his lover on Valentine's Day? A. I love you with all my art!

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I must be Swiss? 'Cause without you, there's a hole in my heart!

Hot Dog! It's a tasy pick up line for chefs, cooks, and ballpark gourmets.

Fast Food Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you must work at Subway? 'Cause you're giving me a footlong!

Backyard BBQ Chef Pick Up Line: Hey, wanna pull my pork?

Orchestral Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I heard you were French Horny for my trombone.

Artist Hookup Line: Are you a piece of art? 'Cause I'd like to nail up against that wall.

Artist Pick Up Line: If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?

Sobbing Artist Chat Up Line: Hey girl, artists do it with emotion.

Artist Pick Up Line: Girl, you're so fine that you'd make an impression on Monet.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey miss, are you Swiss? 'Cause I think you are hot!

Curdled Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if I called you Swiss Miss, that is not at all a cheesy come on.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, it's so gouda to me-eat you!

Reedy Funny Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.

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