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Corny
Pick-Up Lines, Funny Chat Ups, Dating Jokes
Pick
up a dull weekend with sharp dating tips, corny come-on
jokes, and funny flirtaions!
Cheesy Come-Ons, Funny Flirts, Hookup Lines
(Because Heavenly Pick-Ups
Lines Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're
Stuck in Dating Hell!) |
Warning:
Pick Up an Angel if You Dare! Hellish hookup lines, graceful chat
ups, and cheesy come-ons ahead.
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines
| Actor Lines | Animal
Pick Ups | Bank Lines |
Bar Flirts | Chef
Chat Ups |
| Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Pick Ups | Farmer Flirts | Garden
Chat Ups | Gnome Pick Up Lines |
| Gym Flirts | Hipster
Hooks | Locksmith Openers
| Music Picks | Pirate
Hookups | Police Picks |
| Scary | Scientist
Flirts | Sci-Fi Pick Ups |
Sex Bot | Sick
Come Ons | Sports | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Come Ons | Batman
| Hulk Hookups | Superman
| Weed Hookups | VD
Day Flirts |
| Winter Flirtss | Xmas
Chat Ups | Dating Jokes | Dating
App | Relationship LOLs
| Lover Jokes |
Gnome
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd like to make you part of my
backyard bounty.
Gnome
Come-On: Hey girl, is your name Daisy? 'Cause I want to
plant you right here.
Gnome
On the Midnight Prowl Line: Hey girl, your garden bed, or
mine?
Midnight
Gnome Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's make like gnomes and
wake up in the front lawn. |
Chef
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, I'm craving a litte sweet bacon
right now. Wanna strip?
Salad
Chef Chat Up Line: Hey big guy, is that a cucumber in your
pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Vegetarian
Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a potato? 'Cause I'd totally
mash you.
Gardener
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, what's your peak harvest date?
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Funny
Anti Pick Up Line: Gnome wonder he can't get a date.
Gnome
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, can I see your pointy hat and passport?
'Cause you've been roaming through my mind all day.
Gnome
Come-On: Hey girl, if you got to gnome me, I'd plant my
seed in your garden.
Gnome
Hookup Line: Hey gnirl, your rosebush, or mine? |
Pig Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do me a favor and take me to
the loony bin 'cause you are bacon me crazy!
Q.
What is the number one pig pick-up line?
A. Wanna be pen pals?
Pig
Anti Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd invite you to my luau,
but on second thought you might not enjoy that as much as
the rest of my guests would...
Pig
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you wanna pull my pork? |
EMT
Pick Up Line: We always come when we are called.
Pick
Up a Paramedic Line: Hey big guy, is that an epi-pen in
your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Ambulance
Driver Hookup Line: Hey bae, I am an expert in mouth to
mouth.
EMT
Pick Up Line: Hey, I'm familiar with both latex and restraints.
EMT
Chat Up Line: Hey there, I really do know how to shock the
socks off you.
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Saturday
Chat Pick Up Line: Is your name Dawn? 'Cause pinch me, I
must be dreaming.
Caturday
Pick Up Line: Hey Dude, is your name Lion? 'Cause
you are the mane event!
Saturday
Hookup Line: Hey babe, it's Saturday night and I can't wait
to be ashamed of whatever I do this weekend.
Saturday
Night Point to Ponder: If you think seven years of bad luck
after breaking a mirror sucks, try breaking a condom. |
Gnome doubt she's got a sunny disposition.
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey guy, speaking of raised beds...
Gnome
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, Is your name Sol? 'Cause you're
making me red as a beet.
Elfin
Hookup Line: Hey bae, once you go gnome, you'll never go
home. |
Powerful
Chat Up Line: Dude, are you an electrician? 'Cause you really
light up my life.
Powerful
Pick Up Line: Electricians do it with more frequency and
less resistance!
Powerful
Hookup Line: Save a fuse. Blow an electrician!
Powerful
Pick Up Line: Save a wire. Strip an electrician!
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Jacked-Up
Chat Up Line: Hey Hotrod, can I give you a lift?
Mile
High Club Come-On: Hey babe, are you ready for take off?
Mile
High Club Come-On: Hey girl, I know a great way to recover
from jet lag.
Mile
High Club Come-On: Hey Bae, wanna cross the International
Date Line with me? |
Pirate
Hookup Line: YaRRR! How 'bout I stick my cannon in your
porthole?
Pirate
Pick Up Line: Ahoy wench! How about we get together to haul
some keel?
Pirate
Come-On: Just because I wear an eye patch doesn't mean I
can't see how beautiful you aRRRe.
Pirate
Pick Up Line: Are you a pirate? 'Cause I'm wondering where
you got that booty? |
Disgraceful
Pick Up Line: It's amazing anybody laughed at the pun, but
bless you!
Gnome
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet? 'Cause my name
is Gnomio.
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey there, is your name Bud?
Gnome
Come-On: Hey girl, if I followed you home, would you keep
me?
Valentine's
Day Hookup Line: Babe, are you a florist? 'Cause I want
to plant your tulips and my tulips together.
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Police
Chat Up Line: Babe, you're just like my donut, half sweet
and half nuts.
Pick
Up a Policeman Line: Hey big guy, I hear cops like a big
bust.
Police
Hookup Line: Girl, if you cock my revolver, it's likely
to go off.
Law
Enforcement Pick Up Line: Hey Babe, did you know you are
on my Most Wanted List? |
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| Cheesy Pick Up Lines | 2
| Animal Pick Up Lines | Arty
Hipster Hookups | Banker Pick
Up Lines |
| Bar Come Ons | Chef
Chat Up Lines | Colorado Come Ons
| Daily Come-Ons | Farm
Pick-Ups |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
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| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
Hookups |
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes | Wife
Jokes | Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes | Bachelor Jokes | Stripper
Jokes |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Caveman
LOLs | Lady Jokes, Woman Puns |
Family, Mom, Dad Jokes |
You're
hooked up to the laughs, so
here's even more hellacious
humor,
sharp jokes, and corny
painful puns to pick up
the pace tonight:
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Puns | Pirate Puns | Police
Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Superhero
Puns | Travel Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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