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Police pick-up line for blondes: Want to play good cop bad cop?Hey Gnirl, does your left eye hurt? 'Cause you're lookin' alright!Pirate Pick-Up Line: Doth ye desire to do some plundering with me?

Police Pick Up Line: I'm ready to enforce the law of attraction!

Police Chat Up Line: Officer, do you have a band-aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Police Pick Up Line: No Officer, I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by your big guns.

Q. Why wouldn't the cop come out from under the sheets?
A. Because he was a-resting.

Cardiac Surgeon Pick Up Line: Hey babe, just sit back and relax. I know how to fix a broken heart.

Medical Pick Up Line: Do you have Life Alert? 'Cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up!

EMT Chat Up Line: Hey girl, not to boast, but paramedics know five different ways to pick you up.

Q. Why did the near-sighted woman marry her optometrist?
A. It was an eye-deal relationship!

Pick Up a Pirate Line: That puffy shirt looks really hot on you! Wanna search me for buried treasure?

Pirate Pick Up Line: Well, just call me Landlubber, 'cause I'm about to plunder your Treasure Island.

Pirate Come-On: My lady, how about ye and me sail the seven seas tonight?

Pick Up a Pirate Line: Aye, that's quite a cutlass ye have thar. What ye need is a good scabbard.

I can't control myself around you, Brie. You turn me into a cheesy muenster!Did you hear about a vampire who fell in love with his neighbor? She was teh ghoul necks door!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, I hope that's nacho man over there!

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Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna see if my cheese log is a muenster?

Cheesy Chat Up Line: By the whey girl, you curd never frighten my muffet away.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna come over tonight to unwrap my gorgonzola?

Pick Up a Vampire Line: Hey there, are those fangs, or are you just happy to see me?

Vampire Hookup Line: Hey babe, wanna find out why I'm called Vlad the Impaler?

Pick Up a Vampire Line: Hey bae, is there anything human left in you? You want some?

Scary Pick Up Line: Hey dude, are you a vampire? 'Cause your good looks are driving me batty.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you love Edam? 'Cause your beaver seems rather backed up.

Cheesy Hookup Line: Hey girl, I won't cut out while you're on the dance floor 'cause I have grater plans for you.

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Q. What does a French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day? A. A hug and a quiche!Gnirl, you're so hot the sun is jealous!Q. What did one boat say to the other on Valentine's Day? A. Are you up for a little row-mance?

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I didn't get you chocolates today because you already have a sweet box.

Q. What did the chef say to the hot chick on VD Day?
A. You know what's on tonight's menu? ME-N-U.

Valentine's Day Pick Up Line: Hey Baby, let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

Hot Sunday Come-On: Hi babe, is your name Sunday? 'Cause you are looking blinding hot!

Sunday Hookup Line: Hey babe, do you have a tan, or do you always look that hot?

Sunday Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, is your name Sunnon? 'Cause you really have a warm smile!

Sunday Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Sonntag? 'Cause you are IT!

Pirate Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line: I'm looking for treasure. How about if I check out ye chest?

Worst Valentine's Day Pick-Up Line Ever: Wanna go on a ate and be my alentine? Don't worry, I'll give you the VD later.

Late Night Valentine's Day Come-On Line: Dude, I look like trash tonight, so why don't you take me out?

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack!Police pick-up lines for blondes: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Hey Gnirl, do you love water? That means you love 60% of me already!

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Colby, your intellect turns me on 'cause you are sharp as cheddar.

Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you fond of cheese come-ons? 'Cause I am fondue too, Brie.

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Cheesy Pick Up Line: Hey Brie, do you French on a first date?

Police Chat Up Line: Your family must have been in organized crime, because I've already cracked you.

Criminal Pick Up Line: I'm a thief, so I'm here to steal your heart.

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A. If I knew I was getting a full-body search, I would have waxed.

Criminal Come-On: Hey Police Woman, make me an offer I can't refuse.

Law Enforcement Dating Point to Ponder: Is a policeman's favorite tool his night stick?

Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that every time I see you, I think I'll reach my melting point.

Scientist Hookup Line: Hey girl, even the Kelvin scale can't describe how hot you are.

Chemistry Come-On: Hey baby, are you the acid on my litmus paper? 'Cause every time I meet you, I turn bright red.

Geologist Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you hydrochloric acid? 'Cause you're making my limestone fizz.

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