Chat Ups, Tasty Hookup Lines, Fast Food Flirts
tasty dating tips, cheesy chef pick-up lines, and corny come-on jokes
to taco bout.
Sample the Dating Scene with Caution! Sweet flirts, grilled hookups,
and baker come-ons ahead.
Chef Pick-Up Lines and Cooked Up Come-Ons
(Because A Hot Hookup You Can
Just Eat Up Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When
You're Starving for a Date!)
| Chef Come-Ons | Chef
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Chef Tunes | Gnome
Chef Jokes | Waiter Jokes |
| Restaurant Jokes | 2
| 3 | Italian
Food | 2 | 3
| Pizza Jokes | Pasta
Puns | Take Out Food |
| Butcher Jokes | Steak
Jokes | Beef Jokes | 2
| Pork Jokes | Poultry
Puns | BBQ Grill Jokes |
| Deli Jokes | Hamburger
Puns | Hot Dog LOLs | Ketchup
Jokes, Mustard Puns | Herb | Soup
Pick Up Line: Babe, when it comes to being sweet, you take
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you a cake? 'Cause we could get
together and merge our layers.
Chef Come-On: You're my grill and I'm your broil.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'd take you to my bakery, but there's
nothing sweeter than you.
Pick Up Line: You're twice as sweet as Creme Brulee, and
a lot less drippy.
Pick Up Line: Cumin here often?
Chef Chat Up Line: Hey babe, weren't you in my "Introduction
to Melons" class?
Chef Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a veggie, you'd
be one cute-cumber!
Chef Chat Up Line: Babe, omelette you in on a my big
Party Chat Up Line: Hey, I don't always turnip at parties,
but when I do I'm the radish guy there.
Pick Up Line: If you're the first course, I'd like my salad
Chef Come-On: Hey girl, not to sound corny, but I think
you are a-maize-ing!
Up a Chef Line: Hey dude, are you a steak? 'Cause you are
really well done.
What do you call a bull that pleasures himself?
Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.
Joint Pick Up Line: Hey Bae, you are as hot as my big beefy
Food Pick Up Line: Hey Chick, did you just come from KFC?
'Cause your thighs and breast are giving me a drumstick!
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you remind me of my spice cabinet
because you've got a fine grind goin' on!
Chat Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you pizza? 'Cause I'd really
eat up a slice of you.
Chef Pick Up Line: Hey peppy, you are as hot as
What is a beef lover's favorite song lyric?
A. "Is it meat you're looking for?"
Pick Up Line: I know we've just met, but will you marinate
What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?
A. "My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill."
Chef Pick Up Line: Hey sweetie, is your name Cinnamon? 'Cause
I'd like to lick the honey off those buns.
House Come-On: Hey girl, are you a pancake? 'Cause you look
Beef, Hot coals are red, gas flames are blue, but when it
comes to meat, all I want is you.
Come-On Line: Hey baby, you are finer than my big pepper
Hit Up Line: Hey hottie, if you were in my pan, I'd deglaze
Hookup Line: Hey there, do you like seafood? 'Cause I'll
let you taste my mussels.
Chef Pick Up Line: Hey sweetie, you're just like my brownies,
half sweet and half nuts.
Pick Up Line: Hey sweetie, wanna lick my spoon?
Hookup Line: Hey there, how about I let you lick my beater?
Come-On: Hey girl, you put the jam in my jelly roll!
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name "Peanut Butter?"
'Cause you're giving me the jelly legs.
Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a potato? 'Cause I'd totally
Chef Come-On: Hey babe, I'd like to baste your tenderloins!
Cook Pick Up Line: Hey girl, dinner tastes better at my
Cook Pick Up Line: Hey girl, not to brag, but I know how
to put the special in your sauce.
Food Chat Up Line: Hey Bae, you need some fries to go along
with that shake!
Up a Chef Line: Hey big guy, wanna dip your wings in my
Valentine's Day Chat Up Line: Babe, you must be Campbell's
Soup, 'cause you're mm mm good.
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, now that we've simmered for 20 minutes,
it's time to heat it up to a full rolling boil!
Come-On: Hey girl, that's one lovely bunch of coconuts.
BBQ Chef Pick Up Line: Hey girl, wanna make a burger? I'll
bring the meat, and you bring the buns!
Pick Up Line: You inevitably hit a wrinkle every now and
then, but that's not raisin any doubts, apricotly.
Chat Up Line: Whoa, it looks like heaven must be missing
an ambrosia salad.
Guy Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you a fruit? 'Cause honeydew
House Pick Up Line: How do you like your eggs: poached,
scrambled, or fertilized?
Where do bachelor butchers go to dance on Saturday nights?
A. The Meet Ball.
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, what does a chef have to do to get
in your mixing bowl?
Up a Baker Line: Hey Sweetie, I don't know much about pies,
but you make my banana cream!
How is sex like pizza?
A. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Baker
Jokes | 2 | Restaurant
Humor | 2 | 3
| Pizzeria Puns | 2
| 3 |
Pick Up a Baker Line: Hey sweetie, you are sugar, and spice,
and everything nice!
Chef Chat Up Line: Hey there, I know how to amaze your tongue.
Hookup Line: Hey sweetie, are you an Oreo? 'Cause I'd like
to double-stuff you.
Up a Fast Food Guy Line: Are you a Frito? 'Cause this come-on
is really corny.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, was your daddy Tony the Tiger? 'Cause
you are looking grrrrrrrrreat!
Pick Up Line: If I was a soda, I'd Mountain Dew you.
What did the barista's Valentine say?
A. I can't espresso my love for you!
Up a Barista Line: Hey girl, do you work at Starbucks? 'Cause
I do like you a latte.
Nooner Chat Up Line: Hey slick, your legs are like peanut
butter: smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, have you been eating Lucky Charms?
'Cause you're magically delicious!
Pick Up Lines: Are you on the menu at McDonald's, 'cause
BBQ Chef Hookup Line: Hey, wanna pull my pork?
Come-On: Hey babe, I've got a big bone for you!
Food Cook Pick Up Line: Hey bae, you have more legs than
this bucket of KFC.
Food Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you must work at Subway? 'Cause
you're giving me a footlong!
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Scientist Flirt Ups | Science
Fiction Pick Ups | Sick Come Ons
| Sports Lines | Travel
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes, Engaging Wedding Humor
| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes, Dateless Puns |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Lady
Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |
come on this far, so here's
even more gourmet humor, tasty
and cookie painful
puns that'll pick up
your appetite for laughter:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Actor Jokes | Beefy
Jokes | Beer Jokes | Colorado
Jokes | Fit Puns | Friday
Jokes | Gym Jokes | Hair
| Hipster Humor | Magic
Puns | Mile High Club Jokes
| Music Jokes | Pirate
Puns | Police Jokes | Psychic
| Saturday Jokes | Sci-Fi
Jokes | Seasonal Puns | Sports
Jokes | Travel Jokes | Vampire
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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