What does an Irishman get after eating spicy Italian lasagna?
A. Gaelic breath!
Why is the coffee so great in Italian restaurants?
A. Because baristas really know how to espresso
I'm alone and order pizza, I yell "Pizza's Here"
so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser.
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating spaghetti?
A. Pasta la vista, baby!
are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none
of it's for you.
What does an Italian chef wear to smell good?
What did the frail elderly Italian chef call his latest
tasty culinary sensation?
is the dress code at a pasta convention?
A. Bowtie required.
Where do Italian chefs go to party on special ocassions?
A. To the Meat-Ball.
What's the difference between pizza and your opinion?
A. I asked for the pizza.