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Q. How did the hipster burn his tongue eating pizza? A. He ate it before it was cool!
Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna come over? 'Cause I'm feeling provolonely!
Ape Chef Asks: What do you call a sleeping pizza? A Pizzzzzza!

 


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Dig into funny pizza puns, saucy Italian food jokes, and pasta humor to wrap around a fork.

Pasta Puns, Italian Food Humor, Pizza Jokes
(Because Lotsa Mozzarella Food Fights Could Never Be Mainstream Enough for Mice or Cheese Heads!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Cheesy Italian chef jokes and funny pasta puns may cause a fusilli grins.
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Q. Where can you find a shell collector? A. At a pasta bar!Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? His wife is still mourning. Cheese still not over it!Chimp Chef Asks: What is a stoner chef's specialty? A. Baked Ziti!

I've been eating a lot of pasta lately. In fact, it's becoming part of my daily rotini!

Q. Which Italian dish has been shared the most on social media?
A. Copy Pasta.

Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.

Q. Why did the Italian pasta chef come in second in the cooking competition?
A. He made a fusilli mistakes!

Q. Want to hear a pizza joke?
A. Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Q. What do you get if you cross pasta and a snake?
A. Spaghetti that wraps itself around the fork!

Did you know eating Italian food may boost your meat-ta-ball-ism?

There really aren't many good puns about Italian food other than a fusilli remarks.

Q. Why didn't the brunette eat at the Italian restaurant?
A. Her blonde friend told her the food cost a pretty penne.

Food Pick-Up Line: Do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're hot and I'm ready!Q. Where does Jabba prefer to eat? A. Pizza Hutt!Cheesy Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, my love for you is hotter than deep fried mozzerella!

Yummy Pick Up Line: Biker gnone is hungering for a pizza her!

I like to party, and by party I mean stay in and order pizza.

Q. Why was an Italian chef stuffing the ballot box for the Broadway awards show?
A. He was trying to Rig-a-Tony!

Q. What did the cannibal order for lunch?
A. Pizza with everyone on it.

Q. What did the tough pepperoni say?
A. Hey, you wanna pizza me?

Q. How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?
A. Remove the pizza delivery sign.

Cheesy guy is doing grate, but he could do cheddar.

Q. What do you call an Italian hooker?
A. A pasta-tute.

Q. What happened when the Italian chef let a blonde borrow his car?
A. She returned it al dente, after seeing her dentist.

Q. What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti? A. Dalek bread!Q. What is a vampire's favorite soup? A. Scream of Tomato!Q. What is a Whovian's favorite kind of pasta? A. Bowties!

Q. What does an Irishman get after eating spicy Italian lasagna?
A. Gaelic breath!

Q. Why is the coffee so great in Italian restaurants?
A. Because baristas really know how to espresso themselves.

When I'm alone and order pizza, I yell "Pizza's Here" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm a loser.

Q. What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating spaghetti?
A. Pasta la vista, baby!

Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you.

Q. What does an Italian chef wear to smell good?
A. Cal-zone.

Q. What did the frail elderly Italian chef call his latest tasty culinary sensation?
A. Sauce-teoporosis.

Q.What is the dress code at a pasta convention?
A. Bowtie required.

Q. Where do Italian chefs go to party on special ocassions?
A. To the Meat-Ball.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and your opinion?
A. I asked for the pizza.

Q. What do ghouls eat for supper? A. Spook-etti!Q. What is a ghoul's favorite cheese? A. Monster-Ella!Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner? A. S-Boo-Ghetti!

Q. What do Italians like to eat on Halloween?
A. Fetuccini A-fraid-o!

Q. How do you say goodby to an Italian chef?
A. Pasta la vista!

Q. What do you call a rundown urban area in Italy?
A. A Spa-ghetto!

Q. What do you call pasta you're allergic to?
A. Mac 'N Sneeze!

Q. How did the Italian chef become so rich?
A. He knew every penne saved is a penne earned.

Did you hear that Domino's Pizza is now on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.

You are what you eat, so I must be pizza.

Q. Why does the mushroom always get invited to the pizza parties?
A. Because he's such a fungi.

Q. Which Italian dish does a Mafia thug like for dinner on Easter Sunday?
A. Broken Leg of Lamb.

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