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Q. What did the boy candy say to the girl candy on Valentine's Day? A. We're mint for each other!
Q. What did one strawberry say to another? A. If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Q. What is the best thing about Valentine's Day? A. The day after, when chocoate goes on sale!
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Dessert Humor, Sweet Laughs, Pastry Puns
Bite into funny cake jokes, sugary dessert puns, kooky cookie humor and after dinner laughs.

Dessert Jokes, Bakery Humor, Just Desserts
(Because Sweet Puns and Dark Chocolate Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Dessert or At Snack Time!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Just desserts may cause a pie in the face, sticky fingers, or weight gain.
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Chimp Chef Asks: Have you heard about Suzette? She's full of crepe!Q. What's the worst thing about being a birthday cake? A. After you're set on fire, you are eaten by the hero who saved you!Q. What did the head chef say when the rookie burned the dessert? A. Is that a crime brulee?

Q. Why do we eat ice cream, cake, cookies and sweets when we're stressed?
A. Because Stressed spelled backward is Desserts!

Q. What is a monkey's favorite kind of cookie?
A. Chocolate chimp!

Q. What is a sure sign that Rover got into the dessert?
A. Pudding on the Spitz.

Q. When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A. When it's sliced.

When it comes to making dessert jokes, PainfulPuns takes the cake!

Q. What did the cake say to the fork?
A. So, you wanna a piece of me?

On your birthday, count your blessings, not your age. And, on your birthday, count your blessings, not calories!

Q. What's another sure sign Fido got into the dessert?
A. Pudding on the dog.

Q. What did the pastry chef say when a creamy dessert pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
A. It hit despot.

Q. What is the name of the final roadside stop for eggy desserts?
A. Custard's Last Stand.

Q. What is a Thesaurus' Favorite Dessert? A. Synonym BunsQ. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A. Because it felt crummy!Sweet! It's finally Pie Day!

Q. Which kind of pie is the favorite of ghosts in Australia?
A. Boo Meringue.

Q. What did the loaf of cinnamon bread say to the bag of flour?
A. Hey, didn't we meet yeasterday?

Roll right over that pun. Breader not miss the next sweet joke.

Q. Which kind of cookie is the richest?
A. A fortune cookie!

Q. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A. Because it lost its filling.

Q. Which kind of sweet dessert treat is a locksmithe's favorite?
A. Cookies!

Q. How do you make an apple puff?
A. Chase it around the orchard.

Q. What did they say to Christopher when he made a nice apple tart?
A. Good Pie, Columbus.

Q. Why did the pie crust go to the dentist?
A. Because it needed a filling!

Q. Where do monsters get their cookies? A. From the Ghoul Scouts!Q. Which ice cream flavor is a vampire's favorite? A. Vein-illa!Q. What kind of candy is never on time? A. Choco-late!

Q. Why did the cookie cry?
A. Because its mommy was a wafer so long!

Q. When should you take your cookie to a psychiatrist?
A. If it's going to pieces or feels crummy.

Q. Why do basketball players like cookies so much?
A. Because they can dunk them!

Q. What do ghosts like for dessert?
A. I Scream!

Q. Where do you learn to make ice cream desserts?
A. At sundae school.

Q. What does a soda jerk call it when cutomers order extra ice cream toppings?
A. Sundae Supplements.

Q. How do you spell CANDY with only two letters?
A. C and Y.

Q. Why is it so hard to make a homemade Heath Bar?
A. 'Cause that’s a real toffee.

Q. What happens when you eat too much candy?
A. It makes you thick to your stomach!

A baker stopped making donuts because he got tired of the hole thing!Q. How do you make an apple turnover? A. Ross it down hill!Q. What is a ghost's favorite dessert? A. Booberry pie!

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A. Doughnuts!

I used to love doughnuts, but then I got bored with the whole thing.

Q. What is the name of the final roadside stop for eggy desserts?
A. Custard's Last Stand.

Q. Why did the apple pie cross the road?
A. It saw a fork ahead.

Q. Why did the apple just stop in the middle of the road?
A. It ran out of juice!

Q. Which kind of dessert apple throws the best parties?
A. Gala Apples.

Q. What is it called when somebody topples over a tangy dessert pie?
A. Upsetting the apple tart.

Q. What do dieting dropouts in Texas say?
A. Remember the Ala Mode!

Q. What do you get if you cross a snake and a pie?
A. A pie-thon!

Q. What did one cupcake say to another on Valentine's Day? A. You're my stud muffin!Ice Cream Sundae Says: Happy Sunday!Q. What did chocolate syrup say to ice cream on Valentine's Day? A. I'm Sweet On You!

Q. How do chickens bake a cake?
A. From scratch!

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate!

Chocolate doesn't make the world go round, but it makes the ride sweet!

Q. What did the ice cream say to the newspaper?
A. Give me the scoop!

Q. Why do the ice cream shop employees know so much about new frozen treats?
A. Because they get the inside scoop.

Sweet Laugh of the Day: If a thief is craving small chocolates for dessert, would he just steal some Kisses?

Q. What is a dog's favorite dessert?
A. Pup cakes!

Q. Why don't employees like the new gluten-free bakery?
A. Because it's a crumby place to work.

Q. What do you call the guy who misplaced the gooey dessert treats on the camping trip?
A. A s'more loser!

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