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Pick strawberry patch puns, jammin' jokes, and berry sweet humor you'll really eat up.

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(Because Ripe Strawberry Jokes and Berry Funny Puns Are Never Mainstream Enough in the Produce Aisle!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Strawberry jokes may cause sweet lip smacking and sticky fingers.
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Q. What did one strawberry say to another? A. If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!Q. What do you call strawberries playing the guitar? A. jam session!Q. How many grams of protein are in strawberry pi? A. 3.1415926589...

Q. How did the unripe strawberry feel about the ripe strawberry?
A. It was green with envy.

Q. What did the woman say to her dog, Barry, after he dug up her fruit patch?
A. That's the last straw, Barry!

Q. How did the fruit basket get across the river?
A. On the straw ferry/

Q. Why didn't any berry ask the strawberry to the prom?
A. It was past her sell by date.

Q. Where did Paul McCartney get his favorite fruit?
A. Strawberry Fields.

Q. Why don't strawberries drive?
A. Because they always end up in traffic jams!

Q. Why did everybody like that strawberry so much?
A. Because it was so sweet.

Q. What did the fruit pirate wear over one eye?
A. A strawberry patch.

Berry Patchy Point to Ponder: If a strawberry tells blackberry jokes, is that racist?

What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Straw-berries!Q. What do you call a strawberry that uses foul language? A. Berry rude!Why were the little strawberries upset? Because their parents were in a jam!

Q. Where do they make strawberries?
A. At the strawberry plant.

Q. Why did the single strawberry go out with a fig?
A. It couldn't find a date.

Q. Why was the strawberry fired from her secretarial job?
A. She kept causing paper jams.

Q. Why was the strawberry kicked out of the short cake?
A. 'Cause shw was too tall.

Q. Why do strawberries make great musicians?
A. 'Cause they're really into jammin'.

Q. Why did the strawberry go to med school?
A. It enjoyed reading JAMA.

Q. Why did the strawberry loose its drives's license?
A. It was always cuasing traffic jams.

Q. How do you fix a broken strawberry?
A. With a strawberry patch.

Q. Why don't strawberries tell acai berry jokes?
A. Because they're not racists!

Q. What do you call a sad strawberry? A. Blue BerryQ. What did the strawberry say to his lady on Valentine's Day? A. I love you berry much!Q. Why was the baby strawberry crying? A. Because his mom and dad were in a jam!

Q. Why do strawberries look down on blueberries?
A. 'Cause they're good for muffin!

Q. Why don't strawberries socialize with blueberries and raspberries?
A. Because blueberries are always sad, and raspberries are too facetious.

Q. Why did the strawberry get so many Valentines?
A. Because it was so sweet.

Q. Can you eat strawberries and cream with lady fingers?
A. No, fingers should be eaten separately!

Q. Why don't strawberries hang out with blackberries and blueberries?
A. 'Cause they don't want to get beat up.

Q. Why are there so few funny strawberry jokes?
A. Because that's a sticky subject.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit? A. Booberries!Q. What resembles half a strawberry? A. The other half!Q. What is a ghost's favorite dessert? A. Booberry pie!

Q. Why did the innocent blueberry get framed for the crime?
A. The evidence was a strawberry plant!

Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?
A. Put it in the freezer! Brr, that was cold!

Q. Why was the strawberry all by itself?
A. Because the banana split.

Q. What is red and goes up and down?
A. A strawberry in an elevator.

Q. Which baker wrote the book, Bakin' Up Sweet Breakfast Recipes?
A. Blue Barry Muffin.

Q. What really scares a strawberry?
A. A Boo-berry!

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