Why is a concert grand better than a studio upright piano?
A. Because it makes a bigger boom when you toss it off a
What has 88 keys, but no lock?
A. A Piano.
Which famous snowman plays the piano?
A. Melton John.
Why did the pianist hate the key of E minor?
A. Because it gave him the E B G Bs!
Why are rock band's members all such perverts?
A. Because the drummer sits in back beating it, the guitarist
is fingering minors, the basist is slapping it around and
they all like the pianist.
What's worse than lobsters on your grand piano?
A. Crabs on your hand organ.
How can you tell if a janitor is a pianist?
A. He carries 88 keus.
What is an accordian good for?
A. Learning how to fold a map.
How did the church musician die?
A. Organ failure.
Why can't skeleton musicians play at church?
A. 'Cause they have no organs.
What goes on when a church musician and a surgeon hang out?
A. They just chill and talk about organs.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
A. Bee Flat!
Why did the p;iano tuner quit his job?
A. The salary was flat.
pianos players never die, but they do lose their keys.
Which old goat still plays the piano?
A. Billy Joel.
a Musician Line: Hey honey, how about you give me a piano
lesson? We could play all night long and make sweet music
What do you call an accordian that's possessed by a Native
A. Polka Haunt Us.
Point of the Day: An accordian is a bagpipe with pleats.
topless bar tried to have a Polka night, but all the accordianists
kept getting hurt.
What happened when the guy left his accordian in his car
with all the windows down?
A. When he went back to his car, he was surprised to see
a second accordian in the back seat, too.
What is brown and sits on a piano bench?
A. Beethoven's last movement.
Which kind of used piano might you buy for a thousand dollars?
A. A grand piano.
Why did the piano bar musician quit her job?
A. The lounge was just too low key