| Q.
Who sang the touching sci-fi song Assimilate Me Tender?
A. Elvis of Borg.
A
topless bar tried to have a Polka night, but all the accordianists
kept getting hurt.
Q.
What do you call an accordian that's possessed by a Native
American ghost?
A. Polka Haunt Us.
Q.
What happened at the Lord of The Rings disco?
A. It was Mordor on the dance floor.
Q.
How do you fix a broken tuba?
A. With a tuba glue! |
Q.
Why did The Hulk flub his band audition?
A. Because he was so green.
Q.
What is The Hulk's least favorite song?
A. Nobody Loves The Hulk by The Traits.
Q.
What does Captain America say when he wants an orchestra?
A. Avengers, Assemble!
Q.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A. A-flat minor!
Q.
What is the grand prize in today's time travel lottery?
A. A trip to see the Beatles perform Yesterday.
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Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You sing Klingon opera when you're in the shower!
Q.
How can you tell you are addicted to a futuristic Star Trek
lifestyle?
A. When you're stuck in traffic, Siri automatically plays
Klingon opera.
Q.
What is a baker's fab fave Beatles' song?
A. Loaf is All You Knead.
If
you can't sing with a mouth full of garbanzo beans, just
hummus a tune!
Q.
Which R&B funk tribute band only plays in kitchens?
A. Earth, Wind, and Fryer! |
