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Q. What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A. A Moo-Sician!
Q. Which 1970s band do stoners still enjoy? A. The Doobie Brothers!

Q. What happens when you play the blues backwards? A. Your wife comes back, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison!
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Space out with Star Wars musician puns, sharp Star Trek humor, and flat futuristic music jokes.

Star Wars Music Jokes and Spaced Out Music Puns
(Because Spacy Music Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream on the Millennium Falcom, Enterprise, or on the Moon!)
Warning: Rocket Into Space Cautiously! Solo jokes, cosmos music humor, and out of this world music puns ahead.
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Q. Which Star Wars DJ throws down the sickest beats? A. Fettboy Slim!Q. What do you call it when a Wookiee plays guitar alone on stage? A. A Han Solo!Q. What do you call a Sith rock star? A. Darth Vedder!

Q. How do you tune a Jedi tuba?
A. Use the fourth.

Q. What is Bubba Fett's favorite Christmas tune?
A. Jango Bells.

Q. Which Star Wars character is short, green, and plays the cello?
A. Yo-Yo-Da.

Q. Which Star Wars band tours all around the world?
A. Globi-Wan Kenobi.

Q. What is planet Earth's fave music genre?
A. Metalcore.

Q. Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?
A. To find the hidden rebel bass.

Q. What did Han Solo change his name to after marrying Princess Leia?
A. Han Duet.

Q. Who is Han Solo's favorite rap artist?
A. Tupacca.

Q. Why is Han such a lonely singer?
A. Because he's Solo.

Q. Why should you never sing funny parody songs on the Millennium Falcon?
A. Because the ship might crack up.

Q. What do Star Wars fans call it when a wookiee's partner sings alone?
A. A Han Solo.

Instrumental Jedi Knight Tip of the Day: Too much sax and violins can only lead to treble.

Q. What is Darth Vader's stage name when he plays his electric piano?
A. The Synth Lord.

Q. If Darth Vader was a Disney character, what song would he sing?
A. When You Wish Upon a Death Star.

Q. What do Star Wars fan programmers call a sythesizer guitar that's out of tune?
A. A synth-axe error.

Q. Which musical instrument does Darth Vader play in the band?
A. The Rebel Bass.

Q. What do serious Star Wars fans call someone who doesn't like the Dark Side of rock music?
A. Darth Hater.

A guy hit another on the head with a pop bottle, killing him. In court, he said he was influenced by the song "Let's Get Fizzy-Kill."Music Pun: I break into song because I can't find the key.I just wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a wrap.

Q. Who sang the touching sci-fi song Assimilate Me Tender?
A. Elvis of Borg.

A topless bar tried to have a Polka night, but all the accordianists kept getting hurt.

Q. What do you call an accordian that's possessed by a Native American ghost?
A. Polka Haunt Us.

Q. What happened at the Lord of The Rings disco?
A. It was Mordor on the dance floor.

Q. How do you fix a broken tuba?
A. With a tuba glue!

Q. Why did The Hulk flub his band audition?
A. Because he was so green.

Q. What is The Hulk's least favorite song?
A. Nobody Loves The Hulk by The Traits.

Q. What does Captain America say when he wants an orchestra?
A. Avengers, Assemble!

Q. What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A. A-flat minor!

Q. What is the grand prize in today's time travel lottery?
A. A trip to see the Beatles perform Yesterday.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You sing Klingon opera when you're in the shower!

Q. How can you tell you are addicted to a futuristic Star Trek lifestyle?
A. When you're stuck in traffic, Siri automatically plays Klingon opera.

Q. What is a baker's fab fave Beatles' song?
A. Loaf is All You Knead.

If you can't sing with a mouth full of garbanzo beans, just hummus a tune!

Q. Which R&B funk tribute band only plays in kitchens?
A. Earth, Wind, and Fryer!

What kind of music do planets enjoy singing along to? Neptunes!Music Pick-Up Line: I don't play guitar, but I'll pluck your G string!What do you call an alien stereo system in a futuristic film? A Sci-Fi Hi-Fi!

All eight planets were singing Happy Birthday to the sun. It sounded terrible. Seven planets pointed at Terra Firma, but Earth said, "Don't look at me. I'm not flat!"

Q. Why did the cow go to the dark side of the moon?
A. Because she's into EMO now.

Q. Which band is an astronaut's favorite?
A. 30 Seconds to Mars.

Q. What is it called when a trickster god softly sings a bit flat?
A. Low key, low-key, Loki.

Q. How does a physicist tune a piano?
A. With string theory.

Q. What do musicians in love send their girlfriends on Valentine's Day?
A. Forget-Me-Notes!

Q. Why are lumberjacks such powerful singers?
A. Because their voices have an incredible timber.

Q. What is it called when your dog, Beethoven, howls at classical music?
A. Baching up the wrong tree.

Q. How does Mr. Spock's favorite class rock song go?
A. Some people call me a space cowboy, some gangsters call me the Vulcan of Love...

Q. Why did the rock star alien retire?
A. The music and drugs got him all spaced out in the 1970s!

Q. Which microscopic organism listens to classical music?
A. Bach-teria.

Q. How can you tell is Bigfoot a rap fan?
A. He likes to knock on wood.

Why do gnomes get a bad rap? Gnome Rhyme, Nor Reason.Wookie Asks: What makes music on your hair? A. A head band!Music Pick-Up Line: Are you a baritone? 'Cause I'd like to get to 1st bass with you

Noteworthy Fact of the Day: Killer whales enjoy classical music so much that they form Orca-stras.

Q. What did a guy say to console his bud who was sad because he couldn't remember the lyrics to YMCA?
A. Young man, there's no need to feel down.

Q. What do you call a mosh pit at a disco?
A. A cluster funk.

Q. What at do you get if you crash a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?
A. An Accordion.

Q. Why shouldn't you teach a Wookiee how to play the trumpet?
A. Because he'll go from barking to tooting, and who needs that stink?

Q. Which kind of fake hair do rappers who stutter use?
A. XXXtentions.

Q. What did they call a singing knight trainee during the Middle Ages?
A. A Schoir.

Q. Why was the music theorist drunk?
A. He tried to use a fifth with his tonic.

Gnome Buddy has heard this one before. Now he's a left fielder fiddler.

Q. What did the blonde say when she lost her Abba CD?
A. Where did the disco?

Q. Who plays music in Mordor?
A. The ORChestra.

Q. Why do Chicagoans always listen to Bongripper?
A. They're doomed to know all the lyrics by heart.

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