How did Beethoven travel around Europe?
A. He took the Ludwig Van.
Why was the music theorist drunk?
A. He tried to use a fifth with his tonic.
Why did the pirate buy a Pavoratti album?
A. Because he loved the high Cs.
Why did the classical orchestra disband?
A. They went Baroque.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
you must be a muscian, 'cause you're playing my favorite
What is the best gift a musician could ever receive?
A. A broken drum. You can't beat it!
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A. He accidentally stapled himself to the chicken.
a Percussionist Line: Hey big guy, are you a drummer? 'Cause
I'm feelin' some really good vibes.
Up a Musician Line: Hey baby, do you play percussion?
'Cause those are some big mallets you've got there.
What is Iceman's favorite band?
A. Cold Play!
What do you call a bunch of rock musicians in a hot tub?
A. Vegetable Soup.
Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light
A. No, but just hum a few bars and I'll play it for you.
Tuned Pick-Up Line: Hey
babe, you are looking really sharp! So, let's go
back to my flat and get natural.